“South Korea, Cuba, Iran, Greece, I grew up in Tallahassee, Florida… We’ve all dealt with the harshness, the evil of socialism and Marxism, and so we can talk from experience.”

The other possibility is that Owens neither knows nor cares that there are two very different countries with “Korea” in their name.

For all of yall who thought handing the keys over to a failed clown with the manners of a starving wild boar, are you broke enough yet? If you summon a demon, that’s what you get - a demon, dammit!

The look back feature suggests they are in some capacity. But I agree, why give them the option?

I think one big difference between pre- and post-internet world is pop culture used to be how you’d find out these little factoids.. Like, you’d watch the Simpsons and there would be references you didn’t get at the time but they’d register as funny and later on what they meant would be revealed. I think The Simpsons…

This is a public service. Thank you. There is too much misinformation and conspiracy theories floating around out there.

The official major is “Pre-med Until I Fail Organic Chemistry Then Maybe Media Studies.”

Fuck that bitch.

An 18 year old is a pre-med student in the same sense that a 6 year old is an aspiring astronaut.

A man from a megachurch that espouses the wisdom of a invisible sky wizard is, you say, perhaps untrustworthy? Deceitful and hypocritical? Morally bankrupt? Completely full of shit, you say?

In my experience, plumbers usually are pretty decent folks who try to help people avoid emergencies and often teach me how to handle certain situations on my own

TIL that rinsing beef is a thing. It’s such a bad idea that it never occurred to me. In fact, with 85%/15% being the “norm” I look for the less expensive and fattier 80%/20% beef for my cooking. I don’t allow 93%/7% in the house.

Not cool. Some of us are very pro-Pete. His acting in Big Time Adolescence was really solid. 

“I don’t give a fuck about anyone but me.”

Sorry, god’s breath can’t get past your intubation setup. 

Trump on set: “What is the motivation for my character? I don’t understand. Is the kid paying me maybe?”

In this day and age, sending porn videos of yourself to someone who you don’t like for the purpose of getting them very angry is almost guaranteed to backfire on you. Especially if you are suddenly in the media spotlight.

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.

I expected to see David Tracy shopping for a new project at the docks

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.