Why is this police and not campus security? I know a lot of colleges have essentially outsourced their security to the local PD, but many places still have dedicated security forces that can hopefully de-escalate a lot of situations without getting police involved. I would think that at an HBCU institution that would…

You can tell it’s a fake because it has too much emotion in its eyes

I’m sure the current supreme court would find a way to block that

Those rankings are as suspicious as hot sauce rankings. There’s always the stuff that’s just straight up bad, but once you’re in the middle of the pack and up, it’s basically nonsense. There are different types and flavor profiles that you might choose depending on what you’re using it for. 

He might not be the best parent, but he’ll sure make a great Republican senate candidate

I would love some Ms Marvel K.E.V.I.N. type plot

Let’s be honest here, anyone dumb enough to take financial advice from these guys would have eventually lost that money on some magic crypto beans or something. 

I assume his post-breakup situations go like this

These beds don’t need sheets. They will be covered with money that various idiots (including Elon) were dumb enough to lend to Elon for this financial shitshow. The money will then be set on fire, most likely with the Tweeps still sleeping on it

Is Russia trying to invade North Carolina too?

Came her for this, was not disappoint

Haha that sounds like a lot of our referrals. Thankfully on the pediatric side, the only people using anticoagulants are either hematologists or cardiologists, most of the general people or specialists don’t feel comfortable with it. Our biggest challenge is explaining to the surgeons that the DOACs are not really…

Yea when I saw “common blood thinner” I did not expect tPA. It’s not a “blood thinner,” and it’s not a trivial difference. When I talk to patients with clots about anticoagulation versus thrombolysis, I explain tPA as dissolving all blood clots, even the ones that are there for good reason, with a high likelihood of…

I thought the whole point of headquartering your business in the Bahamas is specifically to avoid regulatory oversight

It could be permanently hard-wired into a Tesla. Elon could bring back the car-phone, but with Twitter on it!

I thought we already had this

I look forward to the Supreme Court somehow trying to use this case to simultaneously attack organized labor and the right to contraception

The NY Times has some really good financial and investigative reporters. They routinely do really great exposes with some in-depth data and financial analysis. The problem is that this article wasn’t written by one of those, but by a relatively young guy who reports on “cryptocurrencies and fintech”. That’s the…

I’ve seen Dr. MacKenzie give a talk about their fetal surgery and gene therapy program, and it’s really some amazing stuff. Hope the right wing nutjobs won’t try to outlaw that next

I’m sure the memories will be priceless