yea my first thought was “oh, we’re calling it a finger now”

Ted Cruz

I mean, it’s not like there’s a respiratory virus still widely circulating in an under-immunized population, let’s all forget the masks as long as the monkey pox is not a threat.

Just want to point out that some of this is misleading

They would probably be more successful if they got Hardy to play Morbius too. 

He’s planning to send the Tesla employees who want to keep working remotely

Since it seems like there are effective epidemiologic measures to prevent spread and an available vaccine, I’m sure this won’t be an issue in the USA

The most surprising thing is that he’s not proposing that the Boring company build an Earth to Mars tunnel

Y’know the thing about a man dressed as a collie, he’s got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ground turns red, and spite of…

Having more people working from home is a win for people who go to the office as well - reduced traffic and vehicle pollution. There’s also the bonus that with the next wave of covid, at least part of the team won’t be hit as hard

“I will now begin the chapter of my life where I spend a small amount of my fortune to get tax deductions and to try to make people forget the bad bad things I did to earn that fortune”

I’m sure Giuliani is still available. Or one of the others on the Kraken squad

Nah, raccoons theoretically fill an ecological niche by eating other smaller pests. It’s not fair to compare them to Loomer, who serves no useful function in nature or society

I’m sure she’s quite active on Truth Social

I remember back in the day in college, we had to use our social security numbers as our “unique ID numbers”. That meant that for any homework we had to hand in, we had to put our SS# at the top, along with our name. It’s a miracle that none of the underpaid TAs ever bothered to just steal everyone’s identity (I hope).…

Who wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to double their losses with the 2.0 version of the pyramid scheme

I think Chuck is still one of the best recentish TV shows in terms of pairing music with action sequences. The wedding battle set to the Jeffster rendition of Mr Roboto is amazing

That money to rebuild all the school buildings with only one door has to come from somewhere!

Just want to second this very important point. The bar soap is definitely better environmentally, both in terms of the amount of plastic waste generated and the energy needed to transport a bottle of liquid versus a soap bar. You can get bar soap ranging from unscented oatmeal based ones for very sensitive skin and…

It’s a good thing that a lot of emerging diseases are tropical viruses. If there’s anything I’ve learned during this pandemic is that the swamp state of Florida has a robust public health system and a state government that believes in science and epidemiology