I was kind of worried he’d decide he can’t let Will Smith one up him with award show shenanigans 

But has Jonah Hill ever created a children’s bedtime story centered around cursing? 

I have no beef with Jonah Hill, but he absolutely cannot match Samuel L. Jackson for sheer awesomeness of delivery. There’s a reason Jackson is so quotable. 

Can’t wait for Trump to establish the MAGA whites-only baseball league, with games exclusive to Fox. 

That’s so fucking stupid. Can we let the kids get through one school year without closures or qurantine bullshit? As a pediatrician and a parent, I can tell you that most kids who are not raised by MAGA assholes have no issues wearing masks or getting vaccinations. Wearing a mask is literally one of the smallest…

Hey, this parachute has slowed our fall, so we don’t need it anymore. 

I really hope that this asshole was just exaggerating and doing more than just keeping his eyes in the general direction of the road while on a highway in a 5000+ lb vehicle. 

Using the autopilot is second only to living in Boston in the “doing it wrong” category

Why doesn’t Jalopnik talk about the 5 out of 6 Russian Roulette players who are perfectly satisfied with the outcome

“crypto scheme” is the most redundant phrase in the English language

When you have one pro-vaccine and one pro-covid person, you’re giving the impression that the pro-covid idiots represent 50% of the medical establishment, not some fringe subgroup

Was he at the MLK march on the white price counterprotest side?

Why are all the articles about COVID so negative?

I generally try really hard not to judge anyone by their appearance, but that man looks like he couldn’t decide which movie villain to imitate and just decided to go with “all of the above”

I’ve seen many patients recovering from various degrees of sedation with all kinds of sedatives - much stronger stuff than whatever this woman was using. Surprisingly, none of them wake up yelling racist slurs. Sedatives and alcohol don’t make you racist, that comes from the racist bone

African Americans have been at best ignored or at worst shat on by the medical establishment for a long time. I take care of a lot of people with sickle cell disease, a group that has been treated even worse, and is at very high risk of getting very sick or dying of COVID. It really is a struggle to convince our young…

There are so many reasons to hate this man, but this table is not one of them. It’s actually pretty cool looking

If you say racist stuff while drunk or on drugs, it’s not because of the drugs, but because you’re racist

The food was terrible, and such small portions

Unless there’s dashcam footage, I’m guessing that’s the argument her lawyer is going to make in a he-said she -said situation