I really hope that they release the link that the NRA idiots clicked. Was it “sexy Joe Biden” or “Sexy Barack Obama”

I am always impressed with the dedication and technical skills/talents people like this have. It always makes me wish I could be as good at my hobbies. I don’t even know if you can call it a hobby - that is some professional looking shit right there

Part of T-cell maturation in the thymus is development of immune tolerance. As the T-cells mature, there’s positive selection for cells that meet functional requirements, and negative selection to eliminate cells that may recognize self-antigens and go on to attack the body. If I understood this correctly, the…

But has Jonah Hill ever created a children’s bedtime story centered around cursing? 

I have no beef with Jonah Hill, but he absolutely cannot match Samuel L. Jackson for sheer awesomeness of delivery. There’s a reason Jackson is so quotable. 

Considering how much money he owes from the lawsuits, he’s probably already under contract with the Russians

My toddler’s favorite toy is my old IBM model M keyboard. While I’m appreciative of the exquisite taste in mechanical keyboards, we have not gone down the RGB lighting road yet

Our hospital gives out iPhones to physicians to use as pagers and to access the electronic health record systems throughout the hospital and at home. They use a huge number of SEs, and they’re pretty popular. Since it’s a second phone for most people, it’s nice that it’s small, but the screen is perfectly good to pull…

Can’t wait for Trump to establish the MAGA whites-only baseball league, with games exclusive to Fox. 

That’s so fucking stupid. Can we let the kids get through one school year without closures or qurantine bullshit? As a pediatrician and a parent, I can tell you that most kids who are not raised by MAGA assholes have no issues wearing masks or getting vaccinations. Wearing a mask is literally one of the smallest…

It’s more likely that with this being publicized, DeSantis will denounce the manatees as takers and demand that they pull themselves up by their bootstraps as he cuts their lettuce allotment.

Can’t wait for republican politicians to get the vapors and start tripping over each other in the race to symbolically ban these

I thought the issues were predominantly because people were trying to run it on 2005 RAZR phones that I assume majority of his base uses. 

Yes! I had somehow missed all the talk of him making an appearance on the show, and when I saw Pappy show up, it took me a few minutes to figure out it was GdT. Definitely one of my favorite guest appearances on the show.

At least in some places COVID has put an end to that typical american “I’m clearly febrile and having chills and coughing and sneezing, but look how tough I am to still make it to work and come to this meeting” bullshit. For a variety of reasons like workplace culture and lack of meaningful sick time, people in this…

I hear he has a cave diver friend who can help him in case they need to use the submarines to do any rescues from flooded tunnels

When I think of great places to build a tunnel for cars, Miami is first on my list because it’s located at sea level, is close to the ocean and vulnerable to increasingly more frequent hurricanes, and has an excellent record of successful underground infrastructure. 

You’re absolutely right. In general I think we should be taxing the shit out of these people rather than hoping that their generosity aligns with the rest of society’s priorities

It really matters who he donated it to, since he’s going to be seeing tax benefits from it at our expense. Is it a Bill and Melinda Gates type thing to stamp out disease? Or is it 5.7 billion for a charity whose mission is to buy musk’s submarines for cave rescues?

That’s what happens when you’ve been huffing tailpipe fumes - both from the truck and the right wing leaders