Hey, this parachute has slowed our fall, so we don’t need it anymore. 

I really hope that this asshole was just exaggerating and doing more than just keeping his eyes in the general direction of the road while on a highway in a 5000+ lb vehicle. 

Using the autopilot is second only to living in Boston in the “doing it wrong” category

Why doesn’t Jalopnik talk about the 5 out of 6 Russian Roulette players who are perfectly satisfied with the outcome

“crypto scheme” is the most redundant phrase in the English language

When you have one pro-vaccine and one pro-covid person, you’re giving the impression that the pro-covid idiots represent 50% of the medical establishment, not some fringe subgroup

Was he at the MLK march on the white price counterprotest side?

Why are all the articles about COVID so negative?

I generally try really hard not to judge anyone by their appearance, but that man looks like he couldn’t decide which movie villain to imitate and just decided to go with “all of the above”

I’ve seen many patients recovering from various degrees of sedation with all kinds of sedatives - much stronger stuff than whatever this woman was using. Surprisingly, none of them wake up yelling racist slurs. Sedatives and alcohol don’t make you racist, that comes from the racist bone

African Americans have been at best ignored or at worst shat on by the medical establishment for a long time. I take care of a lot of people with sickle cell disease, a group that has been treated even worse, and is at very high risk of getting very sick or dying of COVID. It really is a struggle to convince our young…

There are so many reasons to hate this man, but this table is not one of them. It’s actually pretty cool looking

If you say racist stuff while drunk or on drugs, it’s not because of the drugs, but because you’re racist

The food was terrible, and such small portions

Unless there’s dashcam footage, I’m guessing that’s the argument her lawyer is going to make in a he-said she -said situation

I like to use them to pretend I’m Liam Neeson about to take on a pack of wolves, without the mess of broken glass bottles in my kitchen

I like to use them to pretend I’m Liam Neeson about to take on a pack of wolves, without the mess of broken glass…

You know she just wears those glasses to look smart, not because she needs them to read the extra large font in her “baby constitution” board books

Came here to see/make a Nestor joke, now I’m satisfied. 

Thank you for your service and so sorry you had to go through all that.

Although in movies and TV shows, you always see people plunging needles into someone’s neck to inject some drug to knock them out, actual injections don’t work like that. The drugs of abuse are given intravenously, and good luck successfully giving an IV injection to some unsuspecting person. There are some knockout…