Hey, this parachute has slowed our fall, so we don’t need it anymore. 

Don’t forget the part about getting advice from Rudy Giulliani’s cybersecurity company!

I was envisioning something like this version, but with more COVID

I’m not at all surprised that this happened in the republican asshole stronghold of Staten Island. I hope the NY leadership takes this opportunity to shut down the ferries, close the Verazzano, and make sure that staten island ends up on the ocean side of the flood walls when they do eventually get built. 

I’m kind of curious how McCarthy is planning to make China pay. Like Mexico paid for the border wall?

I really hope that this asshole was just exaggerating and doing more than just keeping his eyes in the general direction of the road while on a highway in a 5000+ lb vehicle. 

I’m kind of surprised, since 90% of MAGA assholes can’t even find USA on the map, much less Canada. Maybe they’re getting it confused with one of the South American “C” countries.

I’m sure that anywhere between 10 and 20 of those users have joined Truth Social (total, not percent). That will show Zuckerberg

I hope it’s making Gov Abbott really scared. 

Sorry, I forget that these days you can’t assume that ridiculous arguments are clearly sarcastic, because lots of idiots are making them for real. Definitely should have included my /s tag!

Why won’t the mainstream media talk about how Truth Social, the best social media company for freedom, is stealing True American users from Facebook

You’d think the “kid with cancer” thing would help, but no dice. Some of the stuff they deny actually ends up costing them more and is worse for the patient. They would fight and fight to deny oral irinotecan, so we’d just do 5 days of IV instead of sending the family home to do it themselves orally. Then they’d deny…

You know what would go a long way to reducing death from cancer? Improving health care access. A huge chunk of time I spent caring for my pediatric oncology patients wasn’t on trying to figure out better and newer ways to treat them, but dealing with insurance bullshit. In a typical week:

If he put that as an aim in an NIH grant, it wouldn’t even make it to review, because everyone doing oncology research knows that’s a BS statement

Using the autopilot is second only to living in Boston in the “doing it wrong” category

Why doesn’t Jalopnik talk about the 5 out of 6 Russian Roulette players who are perfectly satisfied with the outcome

“crypto scheme” is the most redundant phrase in the English language

Yes. That’s 392 kids that didn’t need to die. There are also currently something like 700-800 kids getting hospitalized with COVID each day. As a pediatrician and a parent, I can tell you that’s a big deal for these kids. I got my kid vaccinated on the first day of eligibility, because I don’t want to take the risk of…

I’m curious to see how many turn out to be cops

When you have one pro-vaccine and one pro-covid person, you’re giving the impression that the pro-covid idiots represent 50% of the medical establishment, not some fringe subgroup