Huh, now i get why their new motto is “Turning lemons into lemonade since 2007"

Maritime law is second in complexity only to bird law

They call it trickle down economics

Damn right. Dewey Decimal or you might as well just set it all on fire

None of those people seem to be wearing a mask and probably don’t believe in the Covid vaccine.  Maybe the ‘rona will get them before they die of racist bone disease

I’m pretty sure he’s just going to get auctioned off to someone who is looking to eat a rare lobster

That’s a big part of why large companies have compliance officers and entire compliance departments. But maybe that got cut along with the PR department

When they arrest him, I hope they make an exception and put him in Rikers instead of some federal joint

Can Biden pardon Rand Paul’s neighbor for all past and future crimes against Rand Paul?

What’s their policy on students interacting with the (presumably unvaccinated) Matt Gaetz?

I am intrigued by this civil vs structural engineer beef

I look forward to the squiggly blue line flags

Just wait till you see his op-ed on how wokeness ruined his dream plantation wedding!

This man-child who has clearly never been outside of North Vegas and Orlando, is basically trying to write a “I saw colored people at Disney and it ruined my immersion in an all-white world” essay. 

I think even doing this with a white kid should be enough to get someone fired for just terrible judgement. And then to do that with a Black child in the context of everything going on today? This woman should never be able to get any sort of job again that requires any sort of human interaction. 

Don’t the FBI or ATF or whoever have some sort of system in place to flag when someone is buying unreasonable amounts of explosives (like maybe 80 lbs of tannerite)? Or does that only flag for brown people?

It amazes me that the people who are loudly yelling that there’s no systematic problem and there might just be a few bad apples also insist that the putrid apples with the maggots and the flies buzzing around them are perfectly fine to eat, they’re just not hungry, and besides gluten something. Just kidding, it…

The senator from Cancun doth protest too much, methinks

We’ve got a gnome truther over here

I look forward to this being made into a movie starring Liam Neeson