Can Biden pardon Rand Paul’s neighbor for all past and future crimes against Rand Paul?

What’s their policy on students interacting with the (presumably unvaccinated) Matt Gaetz?

I am intrigued by this civil vs structural engineer beef

This being Oklahoma, they probably increased the penalty for watching a show about witches

I look forward to the squiggly blue line flags

Just wait till you see his op-ed on how wokeness ruined his dream plantation wedding!

This man-child who has clearly never been outside of North Vegas and Orlando, is basically trying to write a “I saw colored people at Disney and it ruined my immersion in an all-white world” essay. 

Hey, marine sponges are far more intelligent and useful. You apologize to the marine sponges right now

I think even doing this with a white kid should be enough to get someone fired for just terrible judgement. And then to do that with a Black child in the context of everything going on today? This woman should never be able to get any sort of job again that requires any sort of human interaction. 

I’ve had a few patients tell me that they don’t want to be testing new vaccines for side effects. I usually just point out that the vaccine was given first to millions of health care workers (myself included), who are very attuned to possible side effects, and has been fine. If you’re getting the vaccine at this…

Don’t the FBI or ATF or whoever have some sort of system in place to flag when someone is buying unreasonable amounts of explosives (like maybe 80 lbs of tannerite)? Or does that only flag for brown people?

Obviously this man has never built anything in his life, or he would know he needs a lot more wood for a glory hole setup

Matt Gaetz invites Shapiro to hold his beer

It amazes me that the people who are loudly yelling that there’s no systematic problem and there might just be a few bad apples also insist that the putrid apples with the maggots and the flies buzzing around them are perfectly fine to eat, they’re just not hungry, and besides gluten something. Just kidding, it…

No 27" version? I’m looking to upgrade my 27" version from 2017, but I guess I either have to downsize or look at something else with a bigger external monitor?

He will be exhibit A when My Pillow gets sued for neurotoxic chemicals in their pillows

The supreme court ruled that Russian bots are people now

Yes, agree 100%. Toddlers are as fast and curious as they are fragile. I have a basement with tools, exercise equipment, and all the home mechanicals. My kid doesn’t get to go down there even if I’m there, because I can’t guarantee being able to catch LabNerd Jr before some dumbbells get dropped on a little toe. I…

I agree that there’s a design issue, but as a pediatrician I can tell you that exercise equipment is definitely a source of injury to kids and really should not be used in areas where kids have free access. You can’t design something with a moving conveyor belt or spinning wheel to be safe around toddlers - even with…

The senator from Cancun doth protest too much, methinks