I would welcome the kind of pillow fight where those two idiots try to smother each other with pillows. The mypillow guy seems like he’d probably bring a pillowcase full of doorknobs to a pillow fight though

My first thought on reading the headline was “I didn’t know the Patriots were already playing the Steelers”

Not to mention that a business where profitability is dependent entirely on skirting or stretching labor regulations is not really the soundest economic investment

Maybe he can partner with TacoCorp to resurrect the Eskimo Brothers Data Base. He’s probably eskimo brothers with at least Jared Kushnenr. 

Can’t wait to see what the TikTok sea shanty community does with this

The only fitting punishment is to send him alone into the wilderness to fight the wolf pack in hand to hand combat, but without any of those little liquor bottles. 

Someone told Matt Gaetz that he looks and acts like a guy who got rejected from a frat but still tried to roofie and rape women at that frat’s parties. Of course the only logical defense was to get a son. 

Geez, my heart breaks for those poor kids. I’d say their father should sue for full custody, but there’s no way our legal system would give custody to a Black man over Bagel Karen over here. I’m curious if anyone has seen anything about dad? She seems like the kind of woman who would specifically request a Black sperm…

Reading stories like this makes me want to do something more productive with my free time. It’s really cool that the astronomy community has such a robust system for following up on amateur findings!

“The Fires that Forged the Rock” would be a great album name

Thanks, that’s helpful! I’m not sure what the market for this is - they seem to be asking a pro-level price for something that it sounds like pros would not consider using

I wonder if something like this can help synchronize multiple musicians?

COVID-19, just as DeSantis planned it all along

If he makes some adjustments for beef, he can help resurrect Trump Steaks and let everyone enjoy the taste of well-cooked steak

He’s going to have all that stuff sold to Russia within the first week

This reminded me both how talented and all around amazing Prince was, and also just how funny Charlie Murphy was. Now I’m sad. I’m going to go watch all the clips again.

At the hospital where I work, none of the health care workers taking care of COVID-positive patients in regular wards or in the ICU have gotten infected. In fact, almost every infection of health care workers in the hospital has been traced back to either stupid stuff people do outside or to people eating together in…

I don’t follow the Bachelor, but now this conversation I overheard on the bus makes a lot more sense

Yea, I’ve never seen a bank issue like that come up that didn’t end up with a manager being called over. I guess when you have to go to the manager and say out loud “I don’t want to give her the money because she’s Black” it doesn’t sound so good. Unless the manager is also racist

The batch thing seems overblown. I saw something about Italy seizing all the batches (of 300,000+ doses) after one guy died and Austria had two people with clots (but not CSVT) from the same batch. Cerebral sinus venous thrombosis is not the most common clot type, but the number of case considering the number of doses…