I’m sure he had hundreds of hours of Call of Duty “training”

I have an uncle who is the most intense hardcore hunter type (if there’s a season for it, he does it). We have large family gatherings with lots of kids over at his house, and everyone always feels safe bringing any age kid. Every gun is religiously stored in a safe, separate from the ammo, which is in another safe.…

You use your x-ray vision to look for the racist bone

He’s not just clutching pearls!

Ted Cruz absolutely wants a phone game where you get to be a while man defending school bathrooms against trans monsters. It’s a great way to spend a day at the beach

Libertarians are all about the freedom until it negatively affects them 

I expect that somewhere in there is a clause that says being Black is always considered reasonable cause

I look forward to hearing that his wife and daughters are seeking asylum in Mexico

Now’s the time to invoke cancel culture and cancel his return flight. And preferably his passport

This being Florida, the school board is probably investigating so that they can suspend the student and immediately promote the teacher to state education commissioner

That’s why I make sure to drink only Malk

Seriously. He was a racist and sexist asshole whose existence made the world a worse place. I hope he suffered a lot before he died.

This is the one instance where I’m glad we have not yet won the war on cancer. 

In Soviet Russia, Militsioner plays you!

It’s such bullshit. Even when I just came to this country and didn’t know any english, I knew better than to use that word. 

This. Apparently over 70 million people thought he was doing a fantastic job despite all the death and economic devastation. All he had to do was show the minimum amount of competency, say some patriotic things about shared sacrifice, and wear a MAGA mask or whatever, and he would now be president. 

Larry, you had one job!

I think I’ve seen some stuff that some of these insurrectionists have been arguing that they should be let out on bail because of covid or because the bail system is unfair. Assholes gave zero fucks about the coronavirus or predatory prosecution and jail practices until it affected them. If anyone should be rotting in…

I’m pretty sure Mike Pence does not take his suit off poolside. I’m sure he has a waterproof bible though

Hopefully they’ll have it available for his age group! I think our oncology group was looking to do immune response testing for our immunized chemotherapy patients to figure out how good the coverage is, since it doesn’t seem like even with the vaccine this will be going away anytime soon and apparently a large number…