I’m pretty sure Mike Pence does not take his suit off poolside. I’m sure he has a waterproof bible though

Hopefully they’ll have it available for his age group! I think our oncology group was looking to do immune response testing for our immunized chemotherapy patients to figure out how good the coverage is, since it doesn’t seem like even with the vaccine this will be going away anytime soon and apparently a large number…

I’m disappointed he was only kicked off the plane while it was on the ground and not at cruising altitude

Yea I don’t see how anything in the constitution precludes wearing a mask. By that same dumb logic, if you you beat someone in the face so badly that their mouth had to be wired shut, they can’t testify either? 

I just always assumed he’d go evict some children from an orphanage and live there, gaining strength from their tears. Or maybe a nice crypt.

It’s so that next time some Fox News asshole wants to make a segment about Dominion, Rupert Murdoch will personally slap them out of it. 

Second that - it’s what I’ve been doing and a lot of our nurses do it as well. Just get good quality medical tape, or your skin will hate you

Florida is just a huge shitstain of a state. 

Florida is just a huge shitstain of a state. 

The only way I can be convinced that God exists is if Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets crushed to death under a load of bibles in a horrific bible truck accident

He won’t need to look in the next county, their PBA will get his job restored within the next couple of weeks because somewhere in their contract it probably says that crimes against non-white people don’t count

Nah, these guys are OG, it’s @juno.com

I’m sure there are plenty of places in Florida and Alabama (or even Georgia) where her comments actually make her a better hire

I think Biden’s first pardon should immediately go to Rand Paul’s neighbor, for any prior and future ass-kickings of Rand Paul.

Now that Trump is gone, all the quiet things that he said out loud will just go back to being said quietly. There are 74 million people who are racist enough to vote for him despite everything else, and who knows how many more who are also racist but are afraid of the coronavirus just a bit more than they’re scared of…

Yea I’m really not seeing the supremacy here...

They accidentally cut off the part of the segment when she asks to speak to Trump’s manager

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I can only assume that her lawyer is busy on her laptop looking up if letting your client conduct an interview in that outfit and with that attitude is considered legal malpractice. God bless Gayle King for not beating her senseless with that hat. 

Hauling the turbine isn’t a big deal, most of the truck is there to handle the operator’s giant balls