Get the fuck out of my basement, my shame is not for public sharing. 

Can he lose his medical license and academic position now? 

To be fair, in the Trump administration the idea of doing your job competently and without corruption is such a perverse concept that the only way they can address it is to kill it with fire

I don’t know if the guy offering indoor drinking and dining in a city strongly affected by the pandemic which has been disproportionately killing Black people, has the moral standing to make his unmasked tirade in the middle of his dining room. 

In general, I’d argue that work holiday parties and drinking around your colleagues are a bad idea. One of my friends who works in HR said it’s basically an HR nightmare with all the sexual harassment and alcohol-fueled weirdness. I guess it would be harder to really cause a lot of trouble by zoom, but I’m sure we’re…

It’s definitely not important, but a lot of people put them in highly visible locations by necessity, and some of the highly functional routers are not something adults want in their living room. When I was shopping for my current router, my wife who typically gives zero fucks about home decor, saw me looking at one…

I used to think they’re a waste of money, then I tried a labmate’s over the ear pair while doing typical lab stuff, and it really improved my day. Our sterile work hoods, centrifuges, and the 15 freezers/refrigerators in the lab generate a ton of noise in the frequency range where ANC really shines. It makes such a…

Not true! They have acknowledged the pandemic enough to blame it on the Democrats and China

Yea, the racism and assholery are pretty expected at this point. But to have so little self awareness that you videotape it because you consider yourself to be in the right, that’s just peak maga whatever right there

100% this. Dumb texts, public urination, buying random shit on Amazon, that’s drunken behavior. If you’re a racist asshole while drunk, you’re definitely a racist asshole when sober. Fuck these people with a rose bottle. 

All of these lockdowns start to fall apart once you start making exemptions for whatever group raises the biggest stink or has the best lobbyists. Whether that’s gyms, houses of worship, universities. The virus gives zero fucks how essential you think you are

Rudy has now become Frank from It’s Always Sunny

Let’s also remember that Trump does not pay his bills

On Staten Island, they call this the “some of the cocaine got stuck in my nose hair, let me see if I can just blow it out and absorb it through my sweaty skin” wipe

I hope they give him the finest bleach and chloroquine enema

This is one of the most informative and helpful kinja comments I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you!

I don’t know what his words are saying, but his face says “I’ll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”

I hear Trump gives everyone a black marker to be able to easily do touch-ups

I assume that Ivanka wrote out the list for him, since it’s not so clear if he can actually read

I would also consider Panda McPandyface