Maarten Struijs, when reached for comment, was both relieved and a little disappointed that he didn’t choose that site for his other work, “Impaling spikes”

дорогой товарищ, принеси мне тёплое молоко, только со льдом

I hate asshole joggers who run by me huffing and puffing without a mask. If you can’t run with a mask, don’t fucking run, I don’t need your aerosols in my face as you run by. 

I wish someone would ask her something about the Catholic church abuse scandals, just to see if she’d lose her shit a little

Makes sense. Columbus was about as much of an “explorer” as trump is a “businessman”. 

I’d like him to spend some time intubated and on a ventilator, then recover but with such poor lung function he can’t get a full sentence out of his pouty mouth. Then he and his whole family can go to jail

Most appropriate use of “over the air update” ever

I have a friend who reviews everything on google right after a meal and puts what she ate and whether it was good. She has a custom google map set up with the places she has eaten and with her reviews she can quickly see whether to go back and what to get or not get. It’s an involved system but seems to work well

Haha, yea, a lot of the people giving advice because they’ve had one or two kids successfully don’t seem to realize that kids, family situations, and available resources may be completely different. What works for a family with an easy-going kid and a job that ends early enough to make a fancy dinner may not work for…

Unsolicited parenting advice is the worst. This is the only time I will bring up my medical training outside of the hospital. “Oh, you have an opinion on the snacks I’m giving my child? Are you by any chance a pediatrician? Because I am, and I’m going to prescribe you a hefty dose of go fuck yourself with your organic…

I think the only solution is that this man and saltbae fight to the death with gold-coated steak. The winner is then immortalized by being coated in molten gold. That’s the only way society can win

The only fitting way for this man to die is by choking on Trump’s hemorrhoids

There are some specific situations where they are useful, for everyone else, it’s a waste. Everyone who menstruates and all picky eater toddlers should be on an iron supplement, period. Low doses are well tolerated and fixing iron deficiency is a pain in the ass. Folic acid is important for pregnant women and people…

Yea I don’t know where this idea of repurposing something that by its nature is touched with shit hands and lives within a foot or two of the toilet came from. Tt’s cardboard - it can’t be cleaned or sanitized. My toddler uses paper towel rolls for various craft projects, but I’d certainly not be collecting toilet…

This truck was made to roll coal through the anarchist cities of California and New York while being safe from antifa

Completely agree. I have had the tramontina and the green pan from this list, plus a variety of the rotating cheap ones. They just don’t last. All my friends who cook more seriously and the trusy folks at Serious Eats basically say to buy the cheap ones (preferably at a restaurant supply store), take reasonably good…

Completely agree. I have had the tramontina and the green pan from this list, plus a variety of the rotating cheap…

Were all 1000 people named Shmandace Cowens? Because the only person I can imagine wanting to buy her book is herself

I’m sure that if a black man jumped out of his car to threaten some misbehaving white kids with a knife and then called the police, the cops would have just rolled up, shrugged, and said to call city hall

They just mean global in the parts with the Black people. This is some serious bullshit

The bible definitely said that’s it’s ok to grab them by the pussy, but not by the boob.