Eh, I wouldn’t judge for that, people are entitled to their sexual freedom. He’s a raging asshole though for pretty much everything he’s done in his legislative career though, including his assault on the rights of LGBTQ people

Assholes like her are part of the reason we’re such a fucking covid shithole, so I would not expect any self-awareness from her

It would actually be hidden 1-2 meters down in a puddle of piss in Moscow somewhere, but he’d tell everyone it’s over 1 mile deep, in the deepest best cave, just the winner of caves. 

Nah, it’s turtles all the way down

ICU stays typically cost around 10,000 or so per day. It turns out that paying a large team of highly specialized doctors, nurses, and respiratory therapists to use the best available technology to keep people’s dumb asses alive is kind of expensive!

Lindsey Graham always has the facial expression of an old woman who just discovered that the pearls she’s been clutching are really anal beads

I’m waiting for Trump to hold up this report at a press conference, except “white” will be crossed out with a sharpie and it’ll say “blak” instead

Elon musk has a submarine that can help us get to the bottom of this mystery

The baby industrial complex will not let the gender reveal party die, unless it is replaced by something else that involves gifts and the purchase of otherwise useless garbage. Lets get ready for the placenta viewing party everyone!

They should have let the Texas Trump boaters pull themselves out of the lake by their bootstraps, just like Trump did

How well would this apply if FDA gives approval through a suspect process?

Did anyone yell “you should have complied” with a Texas accent?

Very much this. It’s a huge huge liability issue to release a vaccine that hasn’t undergone all the safety trials, even if the government approves it. There are two ways around the liability problem. One is that Congress can pass an act shielding vaccine producers from liability for any coronavirus vaccines, which…

I thought the story would be that he gave a school administrator a floppy disk that said “Rad Warez” but was really just WinNuke

Yea, I am glad they did the right thing, but they would not have done it if it would cost them more business than they would gain. Either there are fewer overt racists who would boycott Delta flights or the racists spent all their money on MAGA gear and can’t afford to fly anymore

Russian vaccine very safe and effective! It save 100% of strong Russian people, even though Russia does not have any coronavirus infections. Only deaths in clinical trial from mystery non-COVID pneumonia and Novichok. Don’t worry, soon America will have strong Russian vaccine and leadership too!

You know, “Can Simone Biles Dunk” is apparently a popular search on google. 

I’m old enough that I used a giant PC desktop with a beastly CRT monitor in college and have been using various apple laptops since then. I’ve told my younger sib and cousins to just go with a reliable inexpensive windows laptop for college. Don’t buy something you can’t afford to replace easily if your roommate…

This is pretty cool, but the power requirements of handheld devices is pretty low, like around 1W for the game boy and 10W for the Switch. Consoles use more than 10x that and the newest NVIDIA GPU uses 350W. It seems that there are higher yield targets to improve the climate impact of gaming...

Yes, forgot Gong Li!