Healthy young people can tolerate quite a bit of damage to their lungs and heart, unlike an old fart like me. There’s some thought that idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, which is a pretty terrible disease to die of, is at least partly due to some viral infections. I’d love for someone to do pulmonary function testing on…

I will watch the shit out of this movie just for Jet Li and Donnie Yen. Liu Yifei is pretty great too. 

What’s even more ridiculous is that in the 5 years since the whole Dolezal thing blew up, this woman did not think that maybe a similar fate might befall her if she did not shut that shit down. 

During my oncology training, I had to go see an autopsy of a kid who had died from an overwhelming treatment resistant leukemia. It was a hugely humbling experience to see how much damage these cells can cause and how little of a shit they can give about the best therapy you can throw at them. I was looking at a few…

Bane had it right all along

I think an exemption can be made for fish if you spear-catch it and then smoke it yourself. Seafood that is wrapped in or stuffed with bacon may also be considered

I think I have made an error in neglecting pork. Pork is a delicious meat, especially in bacon form. You will however note that the only chicken in the Four Horse-Meals is in the “chicken-fried steak”. 

I wish Blitzer would just ask him why he’s such a partisan hack

I’m not getting super fancy sheets, but almost every queen/king sized fitted sheet I’ve bought has had a tag that goes at the foot of the bed. Is this not a common thing?

Everyone who doesn’t hate America knows that a Black man can hide a gun in his bottle of pills and then while handcuffed take that gun out and use it to shoot an officer. 

Ron disapproves because only red meat is real meat

Usually the valves are just cover for shitty design to make the mask wearable. Some of the nicer ones let you close the valves and are still very much wearable with the valves closed. I’ve seen a lot of people wearing the valve masks and opening/closing the valves depending on how close they are to people. Most…

Valve masks are asshole masks. Basically it says you probably understand that the coronavirus is a big deal and that you should wear a mask, but you prioritize protecting yourself and give zero fucks about protecting others.

That car trunk one comes with a bonus costume of a guy who has been beaten to near death by his neighbors

The one good thing I guess is that there’s now something people wear on their face that distinguishes normal human beings from assholes.

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or maybe just woke up from a coma that caused you to miss every bit of reputable medical advice over the past half a year. But just to give you the benefit of the doubt, young and healthy people doing whatever they want leads to asymptomatic spread to other young healthy people but also…

If you ate that much oil industry shit, you’d need a soundproof toilet too

Not if it was a freedom bullet fired by a 17 year old patriot

I wonder which one of Trump’s children will become his racist Twitter ghost once he eventually chokes to death on some well-done hamberder

You’ve actually confirmed that at the stores where you shop there’s a person whose job depends entirely on assholes leaving behind sopping carts in the parking lot? Like in this situation you’re actually a hero and not an asshole?