Can they maybe just start with charging people with filing false police reports or something? I agree that shit like this should be treated as a hate crime, but there’s already a mechanism in place that we can use to punish people like her while we wait for suburban politicians to hem and haw about how this will…

My hospital has had required universal masking for over a month at this point - every hospital employee has to wear a surgical mask at all times while in the hospital, even if the patient is COVID negative and even if you’re not engaged in patient care. Obviously there was no controlled study of this, but there was…

You know how in Russia everyone has a dashcam because driving there is batshit crazy and people are always trying to scam you by jumping in front of cars? Maybe at this point we should just start having African Americans all wear body cams - because you know the cops always manage to get theirs turned off at the…

When I feel threatened, my instinct is usually to run away, not get all up in their face. That lady is fucking nuts, I was expecting her to just pick up the dog and throw it at this poor man. When she makes that phone call, she clearly just wants to tell them to come and shoot the uppity black man please. WTF, glad…

They need to make that shirt in MAGA-red to match the hat

All the man has to do is sit in his basement, release a proof of life video once a month, and not do anything stupid. The fact that he still does this shit just proves that he sees no issue with it - it’s not a slip, it’s just how he thinks.  

Buying something that makes you safer at other people’s expense quite literally makes you a selfish dick. 

So I have news for you. Statistically, the people living and working in the cities are the ones paying to make your nice cheap place livable with roads that you can drive on. 

No, the answer is not to have unnecessarily large cars or trucks that mean the person in the Miata or the pedestrian gets fucked in every collision. The whole point is that the people choosing the larger vehicles for no reason are making the streets less safe for everyone else and being dicks about it. 

I was kind of expecting that this would be a story about the cops busting a part full of black people for social distancing violations while an equivalent party full of white people was ignored. It’s really hard these days to give any police department, even in relatively liberal places, the benefit of the doubt. It se…

It’s good that they made it clear he’s not wearing a mask. Is there a way that they can make it more obvious that the statue is not respecting any public health recommendations? Also needs a bigger penis bulge and better defined abs, then Musk will definitely consider

The only good outcome here would be if Ted Cruz got the coronavirus while getting his haircut

I guess if you know how to use excel, you don’t have to bother with a black sharpie to more effectively make shit up

Bring the Nouse and B-Boy Document are definitely a loss. At least they still have Superman?

Yea seriously, if he asks them to pretty please stop beating black people for no reason, they’ll turn their backs to him at the next big police event and hurt his feelings. 

It’s definitely a huge issue in medicine. Right now med schools are putting out over 50% female graduates. I’m in pediatrics, which is definitely very heavily female skewed - my residency class was 80% female. But then you look at the division chairs within the department of pediatrics, and it’s all old white dudes. I…

Were they out of the Klan hoods?

I’m actually quite surprised Uber or some other disruptor hasn’t gotten into the body disposal business yet. If they are contractors, the PTSD is not your problem!

When Navarro says foxhole, he almost certainly means “the well appointed panic room I hide in every time a non-white person knocks on my house door”

Doctor who still identify as Republicans should be sent to work in the COVID ERs without any PPE.