George Lucas: I like cats, I wanted to have a tank that looked like a cat. 

All the man has to do is sit in his basement, release a proof of life video once a month, and not do anything stupid. The fact that he still does this shit just proves that he sees no issue with it - it’s not a slip, it’s just how he thinks.  

You know who else believes in magic, talks to invisible people, and keeps demanding to do things that are stupid and/or dangerous? Toddlers. I know we’ve recently started electing them to the presidency, but the typical way to deal with a 4-year old’s bullshit is not to give in - it’s like negotiating with terrorists.…

I think he’s not smart enough to think long term and realize that there will be less of that old white evangelical vote if they all die of the COVID...

I propose that any religious congregation be allowed to reopen on the condition that the religious leaders have to go around and lick the pews or whatever at the end of each worship session. It’s a good way to see which ones really have faith

My crew had to go back to Old Testament rules because fucking Jim kept trying to use this Jesus character with a completely ridiculous backstory and character traits.

Only if they follow it up with a remake of Junior.

Buying something that makes you safer at other people’s expense quite literally makes you a selfish dick. 

Maybe they were hoping he’s just catch the COVID and end this national nightmare

So I have news for you. Statistically, the people living and working in the cities are the ones paying to make your nice cheap place livable with roads that you can drive on. 

No, the answer is not to have unnecessarily large cars or trucks that mean the person in the Miata or the pedestrian gets fucked in every collision. The whole point is that the people choosing the larger vehicles for no reason are making the streets less safe for everyone else and being dicks about it. 

I thought for a moment that that would be a metaphor for America somehow. But really more appropriate one would be if the eagle accidentally stabbed itself in the heart with its own beak because it saw a darker feathered eagle moved in next door. And then the several day old dead eagle was made into a well-done…

Sorry, really don’t mean to convey that I actually want people to die, I’m just starting to get really fed up with the idiots who are putting the rest of society at risk, and especially the ones that are trying to justify it with religion. Ideally everyone just stays the fuck home, takes reasonable steps to protect…

The things I do are generally not major public health risks that place many people in danger. If I were leading group gatherings that placed people and their families at risks of COVID infection, I’d expect people to tell me to get fucked.

Needs more Jason Statham. 

I personally think that the sharing of communion vessels and large group gatherings in churches should be encouraged. The true faithful should not be afraid to meet their Jesus or whoever. 

I was kind of expecting that this would be a story about the cops busting a part full of black people for social distancing violations while an equivalent party full of white people was ignored. It’s really hard these days to give any police department, even in relatively liberal places, the benefit of the doubt. It se…

It’s good that they made it clear he’s not wearing a mask. Is there a way that they can make it more obvious that the statue is not respecting any public health recommendations? Also needs a bigger penis bulge and better defined abs, then Musk will definitely consider

The only good outcome here would be if Ted Cruz got the coronavirus while getting his haircut

To the majority of people who are very loud about religious views, once they’re born they have no worth. Like none of these people are working to reduce child mortality or prevent kids from dying of preventable illnesses. They can go fuck themselves