I guess if you know how to use excel, you don’t have to bother with a black sharpie to more effectively make shit up

Maybe this time people will learn that investing in a company because of its potential to disrupt something rather than based on an actual business plan and profits and stuff like that is a bad idea.

I wouldn’t worry about it, I keep hearing all these religious leaders talking about how Jesus will protect them from the COVID, so there’s no need for any precautions, just more thoughts and prayers

I think this is a nasal sample, which i think is lower yield. Quality of testing is a huge issue and I really don’t think most Americans will be able to do it properly. A few hospital around here moved to having dedicated testing teams be responsible for testing all the patients, because regular bedside nurses were…

I’m sure he’d be able to get an official space force burlap sack.

The worst part is that we all know he didn’t actually watch Independence Day because the main hero is Black. And he probably thinks he can actually fly a fighter plane and fight off aliens if the need arose

Nah, viruses try not to infect evolutionary dead ends

They are too busy being racist or just too stupid to care

Bring the Nouse and B-Boy Document are definitely a loss. At least they still have Superman?

Yea seriously, if he asks them to pretty please stop beating black people for no reason, they’ll turn their backs to him at the next big police event and hurt his feelings. 

It’s definitely a huge issue in medicine. Right now med schools are putting out over 50% female graduates. I’m in pediatrics, which is definitely very heavily female skewed - my residency class was 80% female. But then you look at the division chairs within the department of pediatrics, and it’s all old white dudes. I…

Were they out of the Klan hoods?

I’m actually quite surprised Uber or some other disruptor hasn’t gotten into the body disposal business yet. If they are contractors, the PTSD is not your problem!

It would be much more useful if they could roll out the rapid antigen-based tests and just test every traveler. Or to avoid delays at the airport, just make everyone who is traveling have a documented negative test within 2 days of the flight. 

Yea except fucking with the TSA will make your life miserable very quickly, while the poor cashier at the local store really has no power. 

When Navarro says foxhole, he almost certainly means “the well appointed panic room I hide in every time a non-white person knocks on my house door”

Doctor who still identify as Republicans should be sent to work in the COVID ERs without any PPE. 

They wanted the binder to have several hundred million N95 masks stapled inside

Part of the reason Germany has done so well is that people there have a pretty high level of trust in their government. Yes, they have their right wing loons, but the government is being run by people who believe in science and offer guidance accordingly. I get it - the info on the virus is changing constantly, and my…

Somewhere Plaxico Burress is giddy that he is no longer the Giants player with the dumbest gun-related incident. Corey Ballentine is still undecided