I guess if you know how to use excel, you don’t have to bother with a black sharpie to more effectively make shit up

Bring the Nouse and B-Boy Document are definitely a loss. At least they still have Superman?

Yea seriously, if he asks them to pretty please stop beating black people for no reason, they’ll turn their backs to him at the next big police event and hurt his feelings. 

It’s definitely a huge issue in medicine. Right now med schools are putting out over 50% female graduates. I’m in pediatrics, which is definitely very heavily female skewed - my residency class was 80% female. But then you look at the division chairs within the department of pediatrics, and it’s all old white dudes. I…

Were they out of the Klan hoods?

I’m actually quite surprised Uber or some other disruptor hasn’t gotten into the body disposal business yet. If they are contractors, the PTSD is not your problem!

When Navarro says foxhole, he almost certainly means “the well appointed panic room I hide in every time a non-white person knocks on my house door”

Doctor who still identify as Republicans should be sent to work in the COVID ERs without any PPE. 

They wanted the binder to have several hundred million N95 masks stapled inside

Somewhere Plaxico Burress is giddy that he is no longer the Giants player with the dumbest gun-related incident. Corey Ballentine is still undecided

Popcorn ceilings are the devil’s work

This being Oklahoma, it’s probably a written agreement

My grandma had a cast iron pan that was used to cook 3 meals a day, in the typical grandma fashion with a lot of butter or lard. I could have sworn I never saw that thing go into the sink, she’d just wipe it off and leave it until it was time to cook the next meal. I was really sad that I lost the fight for that 30…

He wants white drivers

Lets hope, at least politically, and not from COVID-related lack of oxygen

Beard care can be a huge pain in the ass, but also when you do it right with all the oils and thing, it’s very soothing and comforting. In general the facial hair care rituals can be very relaxing. Now that I’m not allowed to do pandemic beard because of the N95 mask fitting for work, it’s just nice to do the whole…

Unfortunately his constituents will not remember this because they will have never heard about it on Fox

The only things that man would actively protest would be laws against having green lawns and anything involving non-white people moving closer to his house. He probably just thinks the community gates keep the virus out. 

If only HOA Harry was as concerned about wearing masks and practicing appropriate physical distancing

It’s amazing to me how many (white) people living in Philadelphia have never heard of this and don’t believe that something like that could have happened.