Somewhere Plaxico Burress is giddy that he is no longer the Giants player with the dumbest gun-related incident. Corey Ballentine is still undecided

Popcorn ceilings are the devil’s work

This being Oklahoma, it’s probably a written agreement

My grandma had a cast iron pan that was used to cook 3 meals a day, in the typical grandma fashion with a lot of butter or lard. I could have sworn I never saw that thing go into the sink, she’d just wipe it off and leave it until it was time to cook the next meal. I was really sad that I lost the fight for that 30…

He wants white drivers

Lets hope, at least politically, and not from COVID-related lack of oxygen

Beard care can be a huge pain in the ass, but also when you do it right with all the oils and thing, it’s very soothing and comforting. In general the facial hair care rituals can be very relaxing. Now that I’m not allowed to do pandemic beard because of the N95 mask fitting for work, it’s just nice to do the whole…

Unfortunately his constituents will not remember this because they will have never heard about it on Fox

The only things that man would actively protest would be laws against having green lawns and anything involving non-white people moving closer to his house. He probably just thinks the community gates keep the virus out. 

If only HOA Harry was as concerned about wearing masks and practicing appropriate physical distancing

It’s amazing to me how many (white) people living in Philadelphia have never heard of this and don’t believe that something like that could have happened. 

There’s absolutely no need for him to snitch, the White House idiots are doing all their idiot shit right out in the open! 

Where’s the NRA with a vigorous defense of Walker as a rightful gun owner defending his home in a stand your ground state? I guess their fear of government thugs barging into their homes is second only to their fear of Black people. 

Nah, the cops prefer to do their killing out of the public view, where it’s easier to cover up

Give him a pair of bootstraps and see if he can do his own Heimlich with them. Or I don’t know, maybe try to be a good human being for once in my life and help him choke faster

The more you lose, the harder it is to admit that you fucked up and it’s all your fault. It’s the whole “I don’t take any responsibility” thing

I have no issue with the argument that we can accept some deaths to have a functional economy. I may disagree with you on that, at least in terms of how many and who we should be willing to sacrifice, but it’s an honest argument. Saying “herd immunity” is not an argument, it’s you using big kid words you don’t…

Also just to be clear, I’m not arguing that the lockdown should go on for 2 years until everyone has access to effective vaccine. I think many places can start to reopen within the next month. But the goal of the reopening shouldn’t be to have herd immunity, it should be to minimize infections. Unfortunately our…

The majority of the people using the phrase “herd immunity” can’t manage to define it, much less understand actual immunity, and tend to be of the Fox News persuasion. Can you show me in your original posts where you talk about reopening with all the precautions and universal masking and high risk populations? Because…

So your argument is basically “The data are all bad, I know one guy who was able to get tested pretty easily, and we should just make decisions on the basis of crappy data and anecdote”. I don’t think you can find a single epidemiologist in this country who would agree with you that the number of deaths is being over-r…