Plus with taco bell you shit out the virus faster than it can replicate

Can’t wait for Uber BioPolymers to start recruiting for the scaled up version of this experiment

Can we hope to have him buried in an unmarked grave on the Mexican side of the Trump wall?

“Abandoned” implies that anyone gave a shit about them at all to start with

I can’t wait for the NFL to suspend him for 2 seasons for breaking their social distancing rules

I can’t repeat this enough. We have no idea what the long term effects are even for people who have a mild course and recover completely. There isn’t enough data yet on the post-viral syndrome that seems to be severely affecting some previously infected kids, but that should give anyone with a few functioning brain…

There are a bunch of key vaccine boosters at 4, so I’d definitely not delay that one. For kids 4 and older, typically they’re only being seen once a year unless there are issues to follow up. Delaying that by a month or two mid-pandemic shouldn’t be a big deal but I think eventually everything will need to get back on…

Man, and I thought I was so clever to fill my TI86 with various physics formulas and stuff, this is some next level shit. I feel like if you’re doing this, you might as well just study....

I’m actually surprised he didn’t just put Barron in charge of it. He’s quite qualified, having once licked an envelope to seal it, despite it being a self-adhesive one. 

Normally I would oppose incarceration of people for non-violent crimes on principle, but fuck her, I hope she has a really bad time. Nobody seems to care about people getting essentially death sentences for minor crimes in prisons overrun with COVID unless those people are white and or rich.

I’m sure that if one of these guys were shot by the police for exercising their second amendment right, the NRA would be all over it. Every single time that a non-white person was shot by the police while carrying a lawful firearm, the NRA has pushed to make sure that the second amendment is applied equally and that…

There’s a tremendous amount of stuff that pediatricians monitor at every well-visit in the first 2-3 years of life that’s really hard to do by telehealth and too important to avoid. Accurate height and weight to monitor for growth, head circumference. There are also physical exam things like checking that the soft…

I’m surprised it only took one flush for Roberts to get rid of the constitution

Just like coal miners should get the final say in whether we increase our wind power or solar capacity? Or have the horse industry sign off on all new NHTSA regulations? People with vested interest in shitty industries or technologies will always want to keep the status quo. We shouldn’t just abandon them right away…

I don’t really get what there is to be threatened by. Every sport changes with time - new equipment, new training, new strategies, rule changes, even just knowing what is possible and what to strive for. Nobody is going to forget MJ or think any less of his legacy. The GOAT debates are always the worst. 

And now I guess if any of those people are still alive, we’re going to sacrifice them again, because fuck old people, I want my stock holdings to go up

We did those things for the white people who were fighting, and in this war it’s mostly the non-white people who are dying, so none of those things will happen. You can bet your ass that if this virus were primarily making its way through the suburban Karens, nobody would be returning to work

Part of the EULA also states that the phone is only to be carried in cargo pockets

I would argue that dying is losing everything, while economic losses are not. If you have a government that is actually interested in helping people, economic losses can be helped, at least to a degree. Once you’re dead, that tends to be permanent.

I predict this insurrection will quickly stop once it’s too hot to be outside without AC. The sun may not wipe out the coronavirus, but it will definitely chase these idiots back under their rock.