It’s a 45 minute walk to work as I try to avoid the COVID bus and the COVID subway. My high school rollerblades are just sitting in the closet, tempting me. Good thing that the only parts of the sidewalk here with any structural integrity are already occupied by homeless people, otherwise I’d be tempted to put them…

Yea we’re very happy to get upset about people dying when it involves bombing far-away brown people, but not when it involves wearing a mask

I would welcome a full movie version of something like the Kylo Ren Undercover Boss skit by Waititi.

People in this country can’t be bothered to be even mildly inconvenienced for the benefit of others, much less make any actual economic or lifestyle sacrifices. I walked to work today and nobody was wearing a mask, groups of people hanging out together, etc. FFS, even in New York where shit is really bad, people are…

Devin Nunes is really taking the House shutdown hard

I had a 2010 13" MBP that I was sad to retire in 2016, and can’t say I’m thrilled with my late 2016 touchbar MBP. Keyboard sucks, dongle life is irritating, i miss the shit out of my magsafe connector with my toddler running around. There are very few things I use where the touchbar is useful. I’m constantly jealous…

Eh, I don’t know if you should be pulling the “adulting” and “common sense” card. One of the things about being an adult is that if you’re privileged enough to have some money left over in you budget after essentials and savings, you get to decide how to spend that money in a way that makes you and your family happy.…

I guess where the Black Lives Matter protests went wrong was in not having enough dancing. 

I am incredibly surprised this is not a Florida thing. It just sounds like it should be a Florida thing. 

I would like to move to this fantasy country you live in, because it sounds so much better than the historical and present day U.S. 

Has any of Musk’s behavior over the past several years have made people confident enough to own stock in his company? Like he literally was just in trouble for fucking with the company stock through stupid tweets, and has only gotten crazier since then. At this point, if you own Tesla stock, that’s all on you. It’s a…

+1. He was pretty amazing in that. Maybe if the show had been about dystopian vampire bikers that would be # 1

I’ve been rocking a 4 year old SE as my work phone, just waiting for this. I already have an iphone XS as my personal phone. I just want a small phone to quickly look at work emails, get my pages/texts, and quickly pull up patient stuff in a mobile EMR. I don’t have the pocket room for two big phones, especially since…

Or it could just be that they’re actually seeing typical toxic shock, and it just so happens that there’s a high prevalence of kids with recent or current coronavirus infection, so at least some of the patients are bound to test positive. It’s really hard to draw any causation conclusions without more data. It could…

We don’t have a car so have always relied on online deliveries for a lot of dry goods and such. But it’s definitely more expensive for meat and produce - our food budget has more than doubled. I can’t complain, we can afford it, and we’re tipping very well and trying not to make the delivery guy’s life more difficult.…

This has nothing to do with protecting consumers or employees. This is CYA for the business. So if I work at a store and sue them for getting sick while at work, they can point to the training I did about appropriate physical distancing and the papers I signed that I understood appropriate mask use and physical…

It’s a good thing Florida already had a solid drone distribution network for cocaine and meth

In the process of handing over the fake key created just for the ceremony, the Space Force also inadvertently revealed the location of their only weapon

At this point, I expect at least one of there things to happen at this conference:

McCray has a pretty good range of experience, although the stuff she has done with ThriveNYC isn’t anything impressive.  It just sucks that the discussion now is going to be about her being his wife more than anything else that she might accomplish, which is a good reason not to pick your wife or kids or relatives to…