I drink at least $15 of shit coffee per month that I have to make myself. I’d be willing to pay more for essentially unlimited quantities of more convenient better coffee

I would do that subscription even for a place with worse coffee than Panera. Those 32 oz tubs of Folgers ground coffee are like $7 and will make me far less than a month of bad coffee (sad story, this is how I get my caffeine these days). If the local ABP, Dunkin, or Starbucks would offer me a subscription plan, I’d…

Can someone who does those kinds of mostly highway miles on a common ICE car put this into perspective? I live in a city with pretty harsh weather and driving conditions so to me it doesn’t seem bad relative to the things my family’s cars have gone through

I sense the making of a movie about a plucky prison football team. Maybe also get Adam Sandler for it, he’s always good in those kinds of movies

The out of character part is the fact that he did it in public in front of a non-white person. He probably says it around his all-white squash club all the time

It’s the perfect play! It looks good to their base and the cheapskates don’t even have to pony up any scholarship money!

I’m pretty sure that the superbowl half time show is at the bottom of the list of things keeping this guy out of heaven. 

It’s because the Antebellum Plantation Dioramas were all sold out

I remember my pediatrics co-residents pumping in random closets and bathrooms of the supposedly lactation-friendly major children’s hospital where we worked. Like if that’s a place that can’t get pumping right, that’s just fucked up. 

Not if you’re not white, because they’ll shoot you too and then say you both have guns. 

That’s a good way to get shot

COBRA is expensive as all fuck. Plus you still have all the copays and deductibles you’d have otherwise. Most people don’t have enough spare cash sitting around to cover 3-5 grand for the COBRA insurance and associated medical costs.

I’m sure it works better if you first turn the gun sideways!

The only time the organized religion people really care about children is when they’re sexually abusing them.

Everyone knows he brings Whole Foods apple pie and fancy paper plates

I’m pretty sure that one of the main political parties has no interest in more diverse representation in Congress or diluting their electoral votes with a bunch of non-white people

If it doesn’t have multiplayer bomberman like my TI86, I’m not interested

He should have worn the cornrow wig from that fashion show to make a point!

I think the most surprising part is that they didn’t go with blackface to complete the look

I demand that we check the Ukraine servers before we pass judgment. How do we know it wasn’t really Hunter Biden driving that car?