They tried to upsell me once on getting a more powerful car for the drive into the mountains. I didn’t do it because I’m a spiteful asshole, and regretted it the entire drive. But anyways, that was like a 1 hour long rental experience for something that I had already arranged online

Yea except a really good nanny is actually harder to find than sex. Never mind being discovered, you lose the nanny and you’re fucked (and not in a good way)

She’s just still mad from that time her black “friends” didn’t want to come to her plantation wedding.

That’s a small price to pay for being able to tell all the people in line at Starbucks that you need your coffee because you were up at 5AM doing your Peloton workout. Smugness doesn’t come cheap

If a white woman’s story is not being told, everyone’s lives are just that much worse for it

There was that poor PhD student at Yale who had the cops called on her for taking a nap in her dorm. Academics talk a good game, but their implicit (and explicit) racism game is strong

Can’t wait until these idiots start marketing all natural chemo for anal melanoma

In high school I did a summer program in a laboratory at a local hospital. The other high school student in the lab was an African American woman who was far smarter and motivated than I will ever be. I had a 10 minute walk to the lab from my house and she had to take the train for over an hour to get there. I thought…

The newsworthy part is that he didn’t insist on having the black person be the one getting moved. White people willing to be mildly inconvenienced to avoid sitting next to black people!

I have had several hours of training on how to appropriately code my visits for billing (including feedback on my actual clinic notes and bills), and still have no idea what I’m doing. It’s incredibly complex, and you can easily spend more time thinking about how to bill properly than you actually spend thinking about…

When you eat nothing but well done hamburgers, eventually your intestines just give up and you start needing intervention just to poop

He’s white and committed a white collar crime. He will get a stern talking to or at worst might get a Epstein type deal where he gets work release during the day to go sit in his nice office. 

There are plenty of people who have small cheaper cars when they’re young and upgrade once they have kids/pets/money. There are lots of people who like to stick with a brand they’re happy with. This is one of those things where they want short-term profit margins to get better to meet investor goals, rather than…

Religious organizations have no business running hospitals. Science-based treatments should not be guided or impeded by what the magic man in the sky may or may not have said

Waiting for a presidential tweet about “fine people on both sides” of the racist coup

I really don’t get minority people who are Republican (and that includes my Jewish family members). Are the low taxes, Jesus hugs, and other Right-wing issues really important enough to outweigh having to deal with people who at best only tolerate your existence and generally actively seek to minimize your rights and…

Is the gynecologist R. Kelly? Because to any real doctor this would be some legitimate red flag parent behavior

She’s a 43 year old getting a PhD in Philosophy after already getting a JD. So I guess it’s not a problem that this case will never let her get a job, since she clearly isn’t interested in being a productive member of society.

The American Nazi definition of “dapper” is not having a chewing tobacco and grease stain on your wifebeater that kind of look like Robert Lee if you squint really hard. 

I’m going to start taking bets on what Trump’s proposed solution will be: