I think Jesus or one of the other biblical figures probably had some thoughts on things like this. But the religious leaders only care about the kids who get aborted, not the ones who are born

I’m pretty sure they thought they and their children would be horribly murdered in their home country. I can guarantee they’re not doing it because they have better options

Do you by any chance happen to be of Irish, Italian, German, or Jewish descent? Because people kind of said the same thing when these (and many others) ethnic groups tried to immigrate to this country

This is totally messed up and a perfect example of how terrible our medical system is, but as easy as it is to hate on the hospital, it’s not actually their fault. One of the requirements you have to meet for an organ transplant is being able to take your immunosuppressive regimen after, otherwise the organ goes to…

I think “good guy with a gun” is just an excuse to legally shoot some random black people

If you send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the white house, they’ll mail you instructions for making your own KKK outfit and a complimentary MAGA hat

Now the republican side will be free to wear their Klan hoods to work

We did prime rib and a ham instead of turkey this year and in between the meat sweats and the meat shits, there was a period of pure bliss. Turkey is basically just a vehicle for gravy that takes up your fridge and oven for 3 weeks and contributes nothing.

Trump was reportedly furious when his answers were leaked to the NYT

I think the DOJ already has a few amicus briefs lined up on her behalf

For some teams, mass disembowelment of the fans might actually improve the smell

I totally thought that headline said “fingering”

I totally thought that headline said “fingering”

I mean, there’s not even a reason for him to try to be discreet or smart with planting evidence. If he gets caught, absolutely nothing happens

He looks like the guy who’d sell you a P. Diddy style shrimping boat.

I’ll bet this Project 21 thing is run entirely by rich white people and uses a lot of stock photos of black people. I’m sure they’re also working hard to reduce black on black violence and improve relations with the police

I mean, she’s a woman and she’s out in public, which is a huge nono. She should be home and naked except an apron, cooking up a meal while doing kegels so that she can please her man when he comes home from a long day of doing manly manly work things. That’s like the entire conservative platform!

Interesting trades considered?

I think the better question is why the cops even felt like they need to come for that call. Like did she tell the dispatcher what was actually going on, or said something about threatening behavior? Like they seriously have nothing more urgent that they actually responded to this call within the timeframe of the class?

Everyone know the conservatives are just upset that no cuckoldry videos were shown. 

“I’m a doctor - do I have to put on a show for my patients full time, or is it enough that I’m giving them a service. Sometimes I’m just tired or hung over or not into it. I don’t see why I have to smile and be nice and kind while I ask them about their symptoms and offer suggestions.”