They key is not to just harass these politicians, but anyone associated with them. They should have a lower social status as child molesters (given that they fully support child abuse in their concentration camps).  None of their family or friends should be able to enjoy a meal in peace. People should be setting up…

Where does he rank on the Federalist Society appeals court nomination list?

First Flu Death of the Season in Unvaccinated Child 

I bet the condo doesn’t even allow dogs. 

I think the DNA test is going to show he’s 25% pond scum and 25% horse

I love my job because I’m surrounded by people who understand that you have to think about the well being of others. People who don’t feel that way can go work elsewhere

Just think of how amazing he’ll be once Andy Reid teaches him everything he knows about play selection and time management.

I work at a place where if you don’t get a flu shot without a legitimate medical excuse, you’re asked to look for a job elsewhere. I wish more places would do that. Then the anti-vaccination assholes would have a lot more free time to spend being smug and not infecting others

It’s well known that until white people discover it, it doesn’t exist

The Republicans would give zero fucks if Kavanaugh raped all their wives and daughters in front of them at that hearing. They’d probably say it’s the women’s fault. As long as they got reelected and got the unions busted and abortion outlawed.

I’m always a bit torn about this when I order from instacart. It’s hard to find parking around my building, although there is a loading area in front. Sometimes the delivery person will call and ask if I can come down and pick up the stuff, and if possible, I can do that. But a lot of the time, if i’m ordering, it’s…

I would pay quite a bit of money to see the McGregor vs Fitzpatrick matchup. Then again, given their O-line, I expect basically the same result on any upcoming Sunday

It’s a legitimate question. My wife would be on call for one week out of every 3. Most nights there are no calls, but usually when people called it was of the “you need to be here within 20-30 minutes and tell us what to do in the meanwhile” kind of thing. Vibrate is all great, but you can sometimes miss a call if…

I don’t understand why they were locked into leaving the field untarped. Like did the entire organization travel to New York, and nobody was left behind to put the tarp back? It’s like 2 hours away!

You wrote thousands of words about the Eagles and Philadelphia without once mentioning either cheese steak or scrapple. Everyone in this fucking city smells like they’ve been hiding bits of these local meat delicacies in their fat folds for the past 20 years. Biding their time, enjoying the smell of ripening meat…

A more appropriate punishment would be public pelting of Goop Inc. leadership with said vagina eggs

The tl:dr version of that editorial is basically “I value conservative priorities like tax cuts, expanding the miltary, and packing the courts more than I care about democratic rule and the Constitution. But I value my job above all else” 

You can’t cut down all the trees, but you can maybe not encourage your kid to climb one. Kids fall out of trees and come to the ED pretty often as well.

It’s not a question of parenting - if you land funny and fall over, and hit the edge or fall off the trampoline, you’re going to hurt something. Honestly, my toddler randomly just runs into walls, so you can really get hurt doing anything. There’s definitely unsafe stuff you can do on a trampoline to increase your…