When you speak with a Boston accent, you're bound to spell things incorrectly

Maybe the Jets should look into getting him as their QB. An added bonus is that a buttfumble would be impossible

This kind of stuff doesn't fly in Russia anymore. It's well known that Vladimir Putin wrestled all the bears into submission sometime in 2001.

Changing your name when you get married does not seem like a good option for professional women. My wife had her medical license in her name, had multiple published papers, and her whole professional identity tied to her name, and this was only in our mid-20s. I can't imagine doing it even later on, when you've…

There's no way that Republicans would be OK with this many African Americans exercising 2nd amendment rights that are reserved for real 'Muricans. It'll probably come up as another demand in the government shutdown negotiations

It would be more useful if they did this on a per-capita basis. Texas, California, and Florida also account for a huge chunk of the nation's overall population

Deion was subsequently spotted at a Tea Party rally with this sign

I don't always print clever t-shirts, but when I do, I always double check my grammar.

The new Patriots offensive plan is to murder the opposing defense. Literally.

After realizing that the Anustart license plate was no good, Tobias Funke had to find an alternative.

If this were in NY or LA, that monkey and its owner would have 10 bullet holes each within a minutes of this happening

I think they need to modify the pitch tracker display to include the batter and umpire.

I'm pretty sure there were wrestlers in my high school who made heavy use of this technique before meets

He's doing an awesome thing. I'm not sure though why he'd have to be held back from competition. It sounds like he's donating bone marrow as a surgical procedure where they actually use a giant hollow needle to aspirate your bone marrow. I've actually collected bone marrow that way, and it always seemed pretty brutal…

Unless you're applying for a job at Fox News, having the "White Student Union" as an extracurricular activity on your resume will not be good for any career prospects.

I went to a "Science and Mathematics" high school in New York City, and still had a 9th grade biology teacher who refused to teach us evolution and told us to go read about it on our own for that part of the exam. I can only imagine what kind of shit goes on in the rest of the country. It kind of makes me want to give…

Wow, I have flown on #1, 8 and 9 - granted, most recently in the mid 1990s shortly after the fall of the Soviet Union. Even as a kid I kind of thought these were crappy, but after having flown on some non-russian planes, I definitely understand just how bad they are.

I still don't understand why we have to be limited to two political parties. There's no reason that social issues can't be uncoupled from the economic stuff, and we should have a broader range of voices than the yes/no we have on each issue right now

I'm a guy and I don't particularly like it if my wife comments negatively on my new haircut or clothing. It's universal. Nobody wants to be told they don't look good.

I'm sure that St. Patrick would love to have his name associated with the general green-hued douchebaggery that surrounds at least two weekends around the day named after him.