You’re making the assumption that every cord cutter absolutely must subscribe to every available service that’s not cable TV. False assumption.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

His best work was playing off of Richard Pryor. They both brought deep nuance to their comedic characters, be it anger, fragility, or just fucking insanity.

This is just sad, and so unnecessary. Students always have access to community colleges, which are real institutes of higher learning, and are a wonderful bargain for students. If you’re thinking about signing up at a for-profit, check out your local community college first.

God. She’s so young.

BTW I don’t think that was cocaine, more like heroin.

You seem fun.

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

And NOW I am crying.

Actually that’s one bit of silver lining. At least they’re together again.

I’m not crying, you’re crying! It’s just looks like I’m crying because of all the tears in your eyes, you crying crier. Also, rain.

Go home, hug her, find your smile, and all is right in heaven.

2016: Why stop a dumpster fire when you can keep piling up on top of it?

Mayans must have miscalculated the end of the world by 4 years cause 2016 sucks.

it must suck to be so alone.

Found the never-nude.

Like the man who was Trump’s ghostwriter for Art of The Deal and at least two other writers. Also two people who Trump met with several times to learn about foreign affairs issues (one of them said he asked three times in a one hour meeting why, if the U.S. has nuclear weapons, they don’t use them.)…