I am not kidding at all when I say this devil should be fed to a shark.

At first I thought “The Dentonite” was Nick Denton’s new rag and got unreasonably excited.

It’s newsworthy because Trump jumped to conclusions that he couldn’t prove.

I despise you for inserting a Trump quote.

Well. Sorry for my existence.

Yes!!!! I eat like that, too, Gilmores, but it’s why my doctor feels the need to discuss the weight loss programs available through my insurance every single time I go in. Yes, even that time I just needed some antibiotics for my ear infection.

I try not to let it bother me that Liz Lemon & Leslie Knope would probably clock in at a sold three bills in reality.

This illustration does not adequately convey the cramped size of Carrie’s apartment. I don’t watch Girls but these plans cannot be to the same scale.

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

Heh. Well, maybe? But as a former NYer (born and raised, my friend) I can tell you this - unless you’ve got a buttload of money or a family that has lived there since the 1960's and has lived in the same rent-controlled apartment for the last 48 years and will NEVER EVER EVER LEAVE, you’re going to have a hard time…

It’s all good. Indiana still sucks. :)

It was actually Montana, I misread. Adjust your future travel plans accordingly.

You should consider moving to Walnut Creek. You’d like it.

What the fucking shit?!?! Why would this be published in a newspaper?

Good. I hope she wins. There has also been what looks a lot like witness tampering in this case. The Richmond Police, who were also implicated, sent Celeste Guap to rehab. In Florida. Where she happened to be arrested for allegedly assaulting a staff member, making it really hard for the police to do anything about…

It’s really hard to ‘respect the badge’ when the ones wearing it don’t, either.

I have no idea what vanderpump rules is but I did want to come here and say that Carol Burnett is a national treasure! Nay, an INTERNATIONAL TREASURE. (Take that you stupid Jerry Lewis.)

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

Trump is now claiming someone shot video of his medical exam during the time his doctor left the room and he was left alone with a nurse.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.