I would probably show Usain Bolt my tits if I got to wear a gold medal for a little while.

The Colin Kaepernick outrage is driving me fucking bananas.

Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain…

I liked Dr. Drew so much in the 90s, based mostly on listening to Loveline late at night driving to and from college. I have been more and more appalled at him ever since. Beyond promoting conspiracy theories, he’s been peddling the worst kind of junk pop medicine for years. He’s dangerous in much the same way as Dr.…

So don’t call people on their bullshit and evil because if you do they’ll be bullshitty and evil?

Earlier on Fox’s The Five, Greg Gutfeld said “Hillary Clinton is so stupid she thinks Alt- Right are things on a computer keyboard”. Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Bolling laughed so hard I thought they would stop breathing.

Love it. She is brilliantly trolling him, he can let no slight go.

Yep. It’s immoral to work for him. People who do so require consequences.

Listening to Katrina Pierson speak is like nails on a chalkboard, she’s an absolute moron. Her sole stance in any argument is to divert the conversation away from a question she doesn’t know the answer to (which is all of them) and repeatedly utter “That’s Obama’s fault.”

I have no sympathy for any of these people anymore. I was willing to give some benefit of the doubt for those who joined early, who needed a job and figured it would be a quick campaign and then figured he would pivot after the convention. At this point everyone knows what he is and who he is. Anyone who comes in at…

You missed the best thing this morning.

No.

This doesn’t appear to be private property, though. It’s street parking.

Philadelphia’s collective attitude problem extends well beyond parking. Of the dozen times a year I’d find myself catching a connecting flight through Philadelphia in the early 2000's, about 50% of the time I’d have something stolen from a bag.

Go Fuck Yourself

Fuck Milo.

These are all these Breitbart assholes that are pissed because Milo was banned.

Leave this fucking woman alone, you internet shitbags. WTF is wrong with these puerile hackers??

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