The “it’s just jealousy” part irks me.

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So basically you are regretting the “good old times” when you could fuck a drunk girl at a party and get away with it because everyone “understood” that she had it coming? Do you also regret the times when you could feel up a girl dressed like a slut without her raising a fuss?

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you just put on a “i am an acquaintance rapist” sign: you know that, right?

I can believe it. Back when I reported my own rape, the reporting officer asked me no less than 3 times if I was sure if that was what had happened and then when I got down to SVU, the detective that took the next report treated me like I was wasting his time. I felt like a piece of shit and wanted to drop the whole…

Please let the Fantastic #FinalFive NOT become part of Taylor Swift’s stupid fucking #squadthing.

This has been my favorite Olympics-themed tweet so far:

How long do you think Spencer Pratt looked for those to make that tweet? I am impressed by his dedication.

I was just about to say that in all these cases they should just photoshop a man’s nipples over the woman’s nipples and call it a day.

Everything will continue to exist after this week. We’ll just be under new ownership. I think Senior Week has confused some folks but we are not going anywhere.

My friends have all decided to preemptively kill me in the event of some society-ending nuclear attack because they know I will sell them out to the first group of roving cannibals that inevitably appears.

I remember doing duck and cover drills in school but only because it gave me a prime view of Holly Lance’s sweet ass.

Those non-gmo macaroni pictures aren’t cheap!

(with tuition costing between $36,080 and $42,555 a year per student)

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

Stated somewhat differently: What in the BLUE Fuck?

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

I like BMW products, in general, but they’ve lost their fucking minds if they think I’m going to even give a moment’s consideration to canceling my Model 3 deposit for a 3 series.

Model 3 gives me: HOV lane access. Much much much much reduced maintenance. Autopilot. Free charging at work.

A 3 series gives me… a…

So basically BMW just created/paid for the first Model 3 ads. Brilliant!