Someone has spent a lot of money on NFTs.

For real?!

Fuck anyone who tells me I can’t put whatever I want on my eggs. They’re my fucking eggs. Fuck off. 

If we could only be so lucky that said douche disconnects from the internet forever...

“So if I don’t connect to the internet ever again I can keep playing as the Redskins forever?”

BEGONE CONTRARY LOGIC

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

That’s actually on purpose, and I’m impressed that Riley followed that rule.

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

Yes, we all know the bottom line is money. But there is a reason it works so well. It encourages kids to link up and connect with their friends/siblings, because you can’t get them all just by yourself. From a gamer standpoint, we are all thinking - it is just so they can sell me the game twice! But, kids aren’t…

I would hate Gabby, if Gabby was a kid. But Gabby is a dog. A very, very good dog. 11/10

Hmm, perhaps that explains why Kristin Bell decorated her living room with portraits of the Lakers front office staff.

To be fair, the Trolley Problem really sums up the Lakers front office the past two weeks.

I like how LeBron turning it on to leapfrog the Kings for the eighth seed is where this Lakers season has gone. And by “like” I mean “fucking love.”

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Good fucking god. I hate the emphasis on the stupid neighborhood because it makes it feel like they deliberately want to make you feel like there has to be a faster way to do all of the grinding (i.e. give 2K more money). Like, everything could just be menus and it would be cool with me. It’s pointless.

In addition,…

“The Trump National Hudson Valley? Why, she died on the way to prom night 50 years ago…”

There’s something faintly unsettling about this article. The aimless circuitous directory is Twilight Zone-ish, and I kept expecting Walker to pay a visit to the club only to learn that it closed down in 1972.

A) School Lunches, at least in 2009 and I find no evidence to see that this has changed, were not required to meet the same standard of safety and quality as fast food restaurants.

Miucin: “You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything”