Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I never, in my life, have run after a golf ball. So gimme a rock.

“JR Smith que pasa???” 

“OH MY! Someone likes something that I do not like? HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!?!”

uhh... vocals?

12th man hates 13th amendment.

This has been one of the best written DC books since Rebirth. But yeah, your one panel examination of a book purposefully written to read like it has been translated from Mandarin into English, except where the text specifically indicates English words, it changes my opinion completely. I can’t believe I let the…

This appears to be a classic case of Driving While Black.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Smooth.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

if only kendall jenner got there sooner with that pepsi...

There’s an after credit scene where Saoirse Ronan leaves Sacramento for the grassy knol and kills JFK so LBJ can rise to the presidency.

I hope they don’t waffle on their decision.

Is this available only in Japan? I’m asking for a friend.

Haka’d to death*

What? No love for Blue Devil?

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

35% of a max contract is not 35th percentile of the league. The problem with that kind of analysis is that the market is artificially constrained. Steph Curry or Lebron James should be making well over the max contract.