Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

I smell an opportunity. I hereby claim that all future fiction is infringing on my copyright based on stories and plots that I have now or may in the future develop, whether or not they’ve been committed to writing or published in any form, from now to eternity. To license my copyright for Future Fiction(C), please…

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

“Some of the most racist things that I’ve ever heard come out of people that are on the air at ESPN.” Schilling said.

Seriously. I have two young children and “sometimes two men or two women love each other” takes about two seconds to explain. It’s not something they struggle with.

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

She’s also a huge Giants fan..

As for why they were both so devastated, Travis tells me it’s because they specifically talked about not interfering with a fair ball before the game. “A security guy came up to us before the game started and told us that we’d be kicked out if we touched a fair ball,” Travis said.

Yeah, I don’t really understand why they haven’t canned him already. It’s not like he’s even a good analyst.

No, and if somebody wants to go into a restroom with nefarious purposes, there are already laws against sexual assault, etc., and another law isn’t going to stop them. Bathroom bills only make criminals of transgender people.

I didn’t feel that bad until I saw the security guard took the ball back. That’s just a kick in the dick.

John Wilkes Booth: “Yo man, I’mma let you finish, but I had the greatest play interruption of all time!”

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

LeBron’s been to the Finals six times in his first 12 seasons while always being the best player on his team. Kobe made it five times in his first 12 seasons despite having Shaq on his team for the first 8 of those seasons.

That's why Robert Horry is second best player of all time right?

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

“Fuck. So close.”

i’m sure her girlfriend does.

19 year old me approves of this image.

The only proper ending for a list of lawyers as long as the one in the letterhead is “The Aristocrats!”