This makes zero sense. League leaders in WAR the last three years: Bryce Harper (2015), Mike Trout (2014), and Mike Trout (2014). Yeah, those sound like the best players in the MLB.

In Pennsylvania, it only takes about 15 minutes to go from Blue Ball to Intercourse. They’re in the same county. Virginville is further away, in a totally different county. To the surprise of no one, Virginville is much closer to Blue Ball than Intercourse.