Dear Kotaku,

I have a friend who has shit on really expense tickets to an event everyone would think he would like but was overly happy when he got one of these. You gotta know your audience. He'll go through a whole tin himself and loves that he can use the tin for other things when he's finished with its contents.

question: my little cousin loved knack. Like he really thought it was the best game ever made. He hates mario (most mario games) because he finds them hard (I'm typing this with a tear in my eye). What game for the vita would he like?

You want to know what is huge? These stupid fucking GIFs you guys put on every post regardless if it warrants one or not (which it usually never does). You're killing my shit bandwidth and eating up me meager 200mb monthly data. Stop it.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding was that the remote play with the vita relied on your wifi network (which in my case is strong throughout my house thanks to repeaters and extra routers) but with the Wii U it relied on a signal your Wii U puts out. I can walk anywhere in my house and have a wifi signal…

that song got to me because of its use in the third game. I get goose bumps just thinking of it. Only other song is mad world being played in GoW3 when what's his face died.

Dear Kotaku, please cool it with the oversized gifs. Have mercy on those like me who have shit internet connections and a 200mb cap on our data plan. Not every article warrants a gif, especially when there's a video in the article.

you're breaking my heart.

that's kind of my point about it being sad.

not only that, you had to fuss with the game to get it work, sometimes fuss with ac adapter if you treated your system poorly. But the hardest thing to over come was trying to save it in time with your mother yelling at you as she's holding the power button down threatening to release it. And as far as I can…

Noted. I was originally going to go with beating the original Batman game on the NES.

Fight just looked like one giant QTE to me, and that's essentially what these batman games boil down to.

I'll take your word for it since I haven't played the game, but nothing I saw in that video seemed hard. I'm dating myself here, but playing ninja gaiden on the original xbox, going into the fight with Alma without any potions and less than a quarter of your life... that was hard. Having the checkpoint that takes me…

It's sad that something being difficult means it's not fun (that's how far I got into the video). I don't play video games as much as I used to, but the games aren't fun if they're not on the hardest difficulty. Frustrating? Tedious? Sure, but in the end it's also rewarding.

dear gawker media, please cool it with the gifs or learn to make the file sizes smaller.

if you're having trouble waking up to exercise, don't make it a goal to wake up to exercise. That's just setting yourself up for failure. Wake up an hour earlier or go to bed earlier.

I'm done with this argument but I would love to see the studies from these doctors and medical scientists that say people magically acquire mass and energy to create weight from nothing.

no one is overweight from not eating too many calories, they just aren't. I never claimed to know your body. My original post said everything that I wanted to say.

that's a nice long double post you wrote. I didn't read beyond your first sentence though. If you reread what I said, I didn't say what you eat doesn't matter. Thank you.

I can only tell you from my personal experience. Over the past 6 months I have been doing different things to see how they affect me. I figured out my daily calorie requirement first (TDEE). One month I ate my requirement exactly and lifted weights. I lose weight because I didn't factor in the exercise. It wasn't…