Yeah I mean, the obvious assumption is that he and his wife are actually seperated and the celeb press just hadn’t noticed pre-pandemic, but it feels rude to say it out loud?

Totally agree. However I am still really curious to know why Bruce is with his ex and their adult kids and not with his wife and young children.

I always have to bring this out whenever Chris Pine is discussed. because Chris Pine is the best Chris.

I get the stupid giggles just looking at this picture:

Pine has been my favorite Chris for a few reasons. Among them:

Also, I forgot yesterday was Saturday, so I missed SNS.

That move would have killed thousands, if not millions of British citizens, FWIW.

Bobby was the best.

I miss Mark a lot too. Mark and Bobby were great.

I, too, miss Bobby Finger. 

Joan’s shtick is tiresome. Shit on everything and everyone but use exclamation marks. Makes me miss Bobby. 

Joan does this kind of ignorant, random virtue-signaling all the time, to the point where I’m starting to not click on Dirt Bag (my favorite Jez posts) when her name’s on the byline.

Amen - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Bell-Shepards owning some apartments. In fact, as rental housing stock in LA goes, you’re much better off having a celebrity couple like them for landlords (they’ll fix things, if only to avoid bad press) than some real estate investment ghoul like Steve Mnuchin who…

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

Al right, can you explain Jane Dallas Brown. The only connection I can make is Jane Austen  (Austin), but that does not explain the Brown.

Yeah, Hiram sucks right now. Like, he was always a ridiculous character, but when he actually affected the plot he was a fun villain. Him deciding to box Archie is so dumb that it made me clap. It really seems like they couldn’t figure out what to integrate him into the plotlines this season so he’s this weird…

Why can’t Mark Consuelos leave instead? Nothing against him, but I really hate the Hiram Lodge character who seems to exist only to mess things up for the gang and have weird, icky, incestuous tension with Veronica.

Yeah, Marisol Nichols’s departure isn’t a huge loss (and that’s probably part of the reason why it’s happening, she’s been outright nonexistent this season), but damn if I’m not gonna miss Skeet and his weekly utterances of BOY.

Prolly Charles and some Hiram shenanigans. Veronica’s mom is leaving the show this season so I imagine there will be drama with that.

It’s funny that despite whatever scheme Charles has in the shadows, he still dutifully helps Betty with all this. After the info dump and the reset with Jughead returning to school, I half expected a scene with Charles and Chet where he’s like, “Now that THAT’s over with, time for revenge!”