Jezebel you are too old for him, it's frankly creepy!

I saved the final story of Bad Dolls by Rachel Harrison to read on Halloween night so haunted dolls are very much on my mind this morning. This isn't helping!

I thought she bought a Nespresso machine? That’s what Che said and I thought I saw one on the counter. Not discounting the possibility that in a further sex haze they went and upgraded it already though!

It’s not a “dig” to tell a friend they’re not sweet!? I love my best friend with my whole heart, she is many wonderful things but sweet is not one of them, and she would be the first to agree!

It’s technically true regarding Monica, they just couldn’t get away with it - the thing about her aunt was only written because so many people were questioning it.

I’m a Brit and I fully support your position! I find it really shocking that it’s so normalised you’ve actually got people arguing the point with you.

I always thought Dottie did it on purpose. I had to stop myself from rewatching it because it made me too angry! I wonder if I'm old and wise enough to just go with it now!? (Probably not!)

I once accidentally bought one (a contemporary not western) because the description read like your typical Hallmark-film-style Christmas romance. I used the ‘delete from library’ option on my Kindle for the first (and only) time before I was two chapters in!

Wait, is All Creatures Great and Small considered a horny English drama in the US?? Is it just because they’re British!? The original was a proper cosy, Sunday teatime, all generations watching kind of show and the new one is just the same, I thought!

Yes, that’s exactly what they’re supposed to do. We pay the royal family to be figureheads, not to have opinions. They should have been abolished decades (if not centuries) ago, and if they carry on like this that's exactly what they've got coming to them when Lizzie finally pops off. Vive la revolution!

I wonder if this is another UK/US divide!? I was at high school in the 90s (in the UK) and every Kathryn/Catherine etc (and there were a lot) was just known as that. Although one became a Katy when she went to uni. We judged her hard for it! We had a lot of Katies too but that was their actual name, not short for…

😍 Oh god I love that so much. I have to reread it whenever I see someone link to it!

Because the Daily Mail is a hell paper not fit to line a cat litter tray. It may help to know that here in the UK we either call it the Daily Fail for its general terribleness or the Daily Heil due it’s support for fascism in the run-up to WWII, and its continued campaigns against Europe, migrants, refugees and…

This is more or less what I thought, but I'm doomed to spend eternity in the grey on here! Sigh.

As someone British who has *actually* seen the episode, it didn’t sound like a mistake at all, it sounded like a joke. I assumed her tongue was firmly in cheek because using a microwave is extremely off brand for her! (It reminded me of people who feel self-conscious about shopping in Primark calling it Primarni in a…

Oh! I'll try to remember to look out for that!

That never occurred to me but good point. She doesn't even have an official role on there does she!?

I'm just glad someone else did that too!

I have always assumed it’s her too. But she’s such a background character I don’t know why they didn’t just make it him. I was confused by his presence at the dinner too because Saru said it was for bridge crew, so shouldn’t it have been the CMO there? I know he’s married to Stamets so he could have just been a +1,…

I’m British and I feel nothing about most of the celebs either - this year I knew who 3 of them were and vaguely remembered the politician, and that’s quite good going! Just thought you should know that even to us they’re distinctly C list, although it’s part of the charm really. Tongue is firmly in cheek, and we…