I said this exactly in an another comment. I’m going to love watching Kerr and Popovich coach this game.

I’m from Cleveland, White Piazza.

For basketball fans, I think it’s an irresistible game. It was going to suck when it was announced Leonard was out. Now that Kerr’s resting his guys, it’ll be a fantastic opportunity to watch the benches of these rosters play and familiarize yourself with them for the playoffs.

Was in the checkout line at the grocery store, and the woman in front of me had “Dance Like No One Is Watching” tattooed on her foot. Kind of seemed to defeat the purpose of the slogan.

The format changes are hilarious to watch, like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Well, that wouldn’t be hilarious to watch. That would be tragic. But watching them rebrand Sportscenter as “Coast-To-Coast” or “The 6" and breaking up the Mikes all reek of desperation.

Isn’t that the team motto at this point? The Washington Redskins: Something Very Weird Is Going On!

As a dad who thought his wife never looked sexier than when she was giving birth, I totally understand this perspective. We were lucky to not have anything go terribly wrong, but the degree of vulnerability during childbirth is something you kind of gloss over at the time, because it goes by in such a haze.

I had this penciled in as a loss for the Warriors. The Wizards are good enough to beat anyone in the League, and the Warriors are on a rare road stretch. Durant going down seemed to kind of give them the motivation they needed to compete, because they were pretty flat coming out of the gate.

The Steelers will still suck though. Nevertheless, they’ll be able to continue the mirage of their success because they are in one of the weakest divisions in the NFL.

Cousins had no trade value.

You’re never going to get full price for Cousins because of his track record. The Kings were playing the right game this season by pretending they were going to give him a $200m contract in the off-season, but Cousins couldn’t do his part in the Kabuki theater of raising his market value. All he had to do was show up…

I’m from Harlem.

Just come to 125th street in Harlem on any given day and browse the booksellers’ tables. There is some strange shit on those tables. But Malcolm X’s autobiography is enough of a primer on the subject. He lays it out pretty clearly of why you should be suspect of anything that’s “common knowledge”.

The Bible says no such thing.

I never get tired of hearing that people believe the Earth is flat, because it gives me an excuse to re-listen to one of my favorite Peter Sellers’ sketches:

That’s what bidets are for.

Are you high? (It is 1 in the morning, and you are posting on Kinja. Odds are pretty good)

Look at the Warriors in those clips! They’re playing like it’s a Monday night in February. They’re just standing around wondering about where to go for a drink after the game.

Buddy Hield doesn’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.  

So you’re saying there’s a market for autographed drugs? Great idea!