I don’t think that dude was an anarchist. Just a thinking human of superior stock.

He can’t, because it’ll reveal how fucking fat he is (fattest POTUS in history aside from Taft).

Look closely and you’ll see that his films aren’t that much different now. You’re just older and wiser.

Trump’s already hired this girl to be in his Cabinet.

Are there any analytics on endgame strategies in the NBA? Clock management has been studied brilliantly in the NFL by a few people, but is there any proof that if you save yourself a second and a half for a 3-point shot that you’re likely to win the game?

That dude’s 39?!

ESPN is in so much damn trouble. They’ve rebranded Sportscenter in the morning as “Coast to Coast”, and put the awful Max/Stephen A. version of First Take on the main network. Now this. It’s all the classic shit that networks do to try and revive falling ratings and revenue.

This was a good game. It typifies why the Warriors are so good. The teams were playing evenly throughout most of it, but the Warriors just didn’t take shit for granted. Heat could have easily been the winners, but in January, most teams are complacent. The Warriors aren’t.

It almost looked like Clemson let Bama score that last touchdown just to get the ball back. I’m sure that’s not what they were doing, but it didn’t look like anyone on defense was interested in making a tackle.

Jon Gruden gave Brady’s company a huge plug on MNF during one of the Patriots’ games. It had to be a sponsored segment because it just went on so long.

We all know what catch with Harbaugh would be like. He’s exactly the kind of asshole who’d start slinging fastballs instead of taking it easy.

It’s kinda sad to think the Patriots’ money is what’s bankrolling his defense.

It shouldn’t be a foul when helmet-to-helmet hits are a result of the offensive player’s shifts. When a tackler is coming at a running back who lowers his head causing a helmet-to-helmet hit, that shouldn’t be a foul. This defender initiated a tackle on a standing Cam. Cam’s slide brought his head down into contact…

J.R. is on the record as saying that even if Cleveland trades him, he’ll still live in the city. That’s how much he loves it now.

Hey look, it’s UFC’s Anna Kournikova!

Amen, the supertitles at the beginning were an indication of how inept the screenplay was. No wonder it went through such rewrites. But the slow crescendo to the coda with Darth Vader slaughtering the rebels was fantastic.

That’s gotta be extra points for red trunks, right?

No.

God, I love Aqib Talib. He’s the J.R. Smith of the NFL. It’s amazing that he still gets to play in the No Fun League.

If it’s December, you know it’s time for Dallas to start shitting the bed regardless of who’s at QB.