The joke I keep making is I can’t wait for the next Horizon game to come out because we know whatever game that inevitably overshadows it will be a real banger.

Guerrilla is currently in talks with Nintendo to ensure that Horizon 3 launches in parallel to the next Zelda game. They wanted Burning Shores to launch the same week as Tears of the Kingdom but an unfortunate clerical error caused them to release the DLC a couple of weeks early.

Maybe because, I don’t know, Amir wants his country’s history accurately presented and doesn’t want to just pretend the period of ~300 years when they were ruled by a dynasty of Greeks didn’t happen.

I think most people wouldn’t give a fuck if they weren’t also trying to play the “this is totally apolitical” card. People don’t like being bullshitted.

I mean, you play as a cop that goes into a building without announcing themselves, and immediately pulls a gun on the first person they see, and begins shooting. This rendered in police-cam footage often associated with police murdering people without due cause.

I think a lot of peoples stomach churns whenever video game violence starts looking too realistic. Last of us was controversial for how it portrayed in game violence against humans.

If it was REALLY realistic, the video would cut out before, during, and after every time you shoot someone.

Marvel had a comic run series called Damage Control with a similar concept. It’s a solid gold idea that just needs The Office style caliber casting and guest cameos of your movie property characters settling insurance claims. “I have The Hulk on Line 1, he says Hulk Doesn’t Understand New Terms And Agreement on his…

Marvel was all over this at 1989 and it’s astonishing this isn’t at least a limited web series:

Those colors look like whoever edited the pictures is a big Snyderverse fan.

I remember watching a playthrough of the first Injustice game and dying laughing. In the last Chapter you play as the good Superman from the alternate universe who comes to beat the bad Superman. The FIRST gameplay segment is a QTE minigame destroying cars that Black Adam is throwing at you.

Seinfeld doesn’t have many good jokes, but he has a joke about this. Something along the lines of, “Superman, thanks for saving me, but did you have to come through the wall? I have a security deposit here.”

There's a reason the first version of that DC sitcom Powerless was set in an Insurance company . Supe' related insurance premiums would definitely be a yhing in those universes...

Thats why they have secret identities. In Justice League he moved my entire apartment building. Now I can’t receive mail anymore. Superman is a &^$%$^@!

You’re talking about Sarah.

There is so much aggressive color editing in each of these photos they would have gotten the same effect with a greenscreen and a quick snap of essentially any sky. It’s a cute gimmick, but literally none of it’s showing up on screen.

And yes, OK, there had to be a little bit of editing required to get rid of the wires, but that doesn’t count.

The older I get the angrier at get at superhero movies and such like this where they are depicted destroying people’s vehicles. Like that’s some people’s entire livelyhoods and ability to get to work etc, and superdouche decides to just pick it up and chuck it at some supervillain that isn’t even phased by it and now…

Maybe they used GIMP?

Sir, you don’t understand. He took MONEY. From RICH people.