I would rather play Forspoken 🤷‍♂️

Since no article I’ve seen really explains the situation clearly, here is what you need to know:

Playing Forspoken right now, I’m in Chapter 7 and honestly it’s not bad. It’s not going to break into my GOTY Top 10, but I’ve played plenty worse games than this. And to be quite honest, Twitter poisoned the well that most people saying “game’s bad” haven’t played a minute of it, they’ve just seen the same three…

Dang I was happy for the existence of this triple A silly isekai game. Was gonna get it after some patches

While I am disgusted by this, I understand and forgive you. Those 2d Zelda games are legitimately wonderful. I just also like the 3d ones, Windwaker especially was lovely for me, empty meandering and all.

“20 Best Films of All Time — Ranked By An Expert Jury”

I can’t believe I’m having to say this in 2023, I thought we had collectively gotten past this, but since we clearly haven’t let me spell it out clearly: this is their list.

In this situation it’s somewhat applicable.  Since the game was hiding the stats some players would feel tricked or lied to when they didn’t win, despite the appearance of better driving.

It’s not a ******* FPS. Frankly, I think it’s a big reason why it resonated with so many players, many who might have bought it out of marketing obligation, and then came to terms with the fact that it’s .. Metroid, all the things that makes it good, but in 3d. An exploration game with shooting mechanics, 2d or 3d,…

I’m almost at the end of my first playthrough, and I’ve got 2 more tips:

but it ultimately pushed me off of thinking about Remastered as a first-person shooter. It’s a meandering adventure game

wild how i wrote this to specifically call out halo infinite then didnt even need to mention it by name

What you didn’t know, a lot CGI used to make Paul Rudd look older and Evangeline Lily look attractive.

The Scream 6 marketing is out of control.

I have deep misgivings about the realism of the fungus people, too!

Yeah! My friend’s co-worker’s roommate’s cousin’s stepdad got the COVID vaccine once and then his balls exploded and he died! Not that the Deep State would ever want you hearing that.

I’m a doctor with a post graduate degree in public health, so I knew quite a bit about vaccination before this current public health crisis. Including how predictable it would be how anti-vaxxers would die at much higher rates after we got a working vaccine.

I’m vaxxed and I’m fine. Quit being a baby.

“What we know now?”

Hey now! Kevin McHale wouldn’t have played a kid in a wheelchair on Glee if he knew “what we know know”. This is a joke because we know everything we knew then now and I’m making the comparison to what you just said.

I’m not insulting you with this snark I’m insulting Evangeline Lily* Even two years ago any sane person…