If anyone here actually believes “several years” means any number higher than two, I’ve got some ocean property in Arizona available for... that’s sale, by the way. The word is “sale.”

That new right-wing take that private companies are required to provide services to people they don’t want is a hell of a turnaround.

I think we just found out the true feelings of *you*. But don’t extrapolate and assume that “most developers” feel that way.

“make fun of the left”

“Immortality does not like auteurs”

I guess everything is subjective, but the YouTube reviews for these game really threw me. It was odd to hear a person complaining about how bad and boring and ugly a game was, while watching that same person play a game that looked like a whole bunch of dumb fun.

Oh my god, I’m not the only one who immensely disliked Bastion. I picked it up when it came out and everybody was raving about it, but I couldn’t make it past 30 minutes. I’m happy for everybody who loved the game, but it really didn’t do it for me.

That’s not how software works. In order to do anything at all, it has to run. It can’t “just run on emulators”. It has to run all the time to detect whether it is running on an emulator. That’s what its function is, to run all the time and constantly check whether the game is a legit copy running on real hardware.

Came here for this. “It is an awful movie”? WRONG.

In 97, she was in Donnie Brasco, Volcano, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Wag the Dog. After that, the only high-profile movies she appeared in were Six Days, Seven Nights, and Psycho.

Something to remember: when Heche had a public relationship with Ellen DeGeneres around 97, it all but killed her career. The story I heard was that Harrison Ford personally intervened on her behalf to get her the part in Six Days, Seven Nights, because the studio didn’t want to cast her.

In my description of the event I’ve personally experienced, an exact copy was precisely what happened by accident.

Dafuq? I expected something terrible, and it was just a 30-second trailer for a game that looks... fine, actually? Enjoyable? Fun?

You’re free not to like fun, but I don’t know why you’d want other people to be just as miserable as you, I guess :-P

It’s obviously possible that a designer intentionally stole this source image, but this could also have been an accident. I’ve been involved in email chains where this kind of misunderstanding happened, when somebody posted an image they found on the Internet saying “hey, this is cool, we should do something along…

Wow, I am now old enough to have lived in an era that, to younger people, appears completely unfathomable and highly perplexing.

“What is the actual benefit to the audience of ambiguity?”

I’m a bit confused by Kotaku’s Stray coverage. First, the complaints about the shooting, which took up maybe ten minutes of total playtime for a game that took me six hours to complete (and was pretty satisfying, seeing the little buggers explode like popcorn after they hunted me all throughout the beginning of the…

I don’t know, I feel like if you can ignore the political topics in a Ghost Recon games, you shouldn’t have a problem ignoring them in a game like Boyfriend Dungeon. They’re both equally political. The underlying issue here is the question of which politics you agree with.

For a moment there, I actually got excited about Turbo Golf Racing, because I thought it was a game where people raced VW Golf GTIs.