I felt I reached a new level of cynisism when I thought "how convenient for her that this person will die so that she can carry on with her self-indulgent fantasies about love without being dragged down by reality", but dammit!!!

So, you’re saying she’s the literary equivalent of Taylor Swift?

YES THIS EXACTLY

May she wake up for the midnight pee and step on a Lego.

The entire episode, she said, was a performance art piece. . . .

Yes. Relating to a male rapist is, unfortunately, easier than relating to a woman for these judges.

At least it isn’t a red velvet avocado?

Okay, now that her movie is out and it sucks, this is the last time I’m going to have to hear about Margot Robbie until at least it comes out on Blu-Ray, right?

ya but Colin and rest of them turned out to be ok so far

Great re-tooling of the Oscar Wilde quote. Kudos to you...

When multiple members of an offspring suffer from affluenza you know who gave it to them: their parents.

See also: Summer Glau’s career.

My theory: Jerry is a sleeper agent sent in to Honeypot Murdoch to death. The winner: All of civilization from this day forward.

Wendi and Putin are kind of the amazingly terrifying power couple that only exist in spy movies (where they are then quickly routed by Tom Cruise/Chris Pine/Daniel Craig), proving that Russia is once again stranger than fiction.

Well I reject body standards for government. I’m brave that way.

I highly recommend the book Blind Eye about a doctor who got away with poisoning patients for years. He could have been caught at the beginning of his killing spree because a nurse walked in and caught him poisoning a patient. The patient survived. The head doctors didnt believe the nurse’s or patient’s account of…

There is a huge empathy problem in the medical profession, and ER has the stereotype of being the worst - you see fucking terrible things all the time and get empathy fatigue. That’s not to be an excuse by any means, but it’s something that a lot of doctors need to conciously work to correct, and when no one higher up…

Honest to god it’s because no doctors want to think this could happen. It would require such degree of forethought (including bringing his own medication to the hospital to administer). Most doctors won’t even do intimate-area exams without a chaperone to avoid any semblance of impropriety. It is just so thoroughly…

Which is especially awful considering ER doctors and nurses see rape patients every day.

Starred not only for your reply, but for a gif with Rossy de Palma!