Obviously the reply to that is “I promise you, baby... I will only go to nice brothels from now on”.

My dislike of Sean Penn hit 100% years ago, but this new shit is defying all math stuff. Or not. Compound interest?

They were both highly douchey.

Every time Sean Penn does a thing, I get a sharp, painful twinge in my Y chromosome. Seriously, dude, you’re embarrassing us.

As long as Amy isn’t a stupid asshole like Carrie was this should go well.

Come on, Charlene. The Mediterranean is right there. Just strap the babies to your back and just swim until you hit land. You were an Olympian, so you can make this happen.

I think I remember reading something awhile ago about how she was basically forced into this marriage. Is that real? Cause it sure wouldn't surprise me after watching this mess.

All the times “Yas Queen” has been uttered, should have been saved for now.

And so was he.

I fucking LOVED that sketch

It was so perfect. I think people fall in love and get married for all kinds of reasons. Including sometimes needing/liking a parental role.

Cale Hartmann.

The on the right or the one on the Left;)

As an actual Sri Lankan whose social media has been blowing up with this - trust me, he’s unfortunately not alone on this. We are a deeply conservative and patriarchal country. This kind of “outrage” is par for the course.

“GIRL POWER!!!!! This motivates me soooooooooo much!!!! S/O to any woman on a paper chase. Get your own!!!! Success is yours for the taking!!!!!”

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

But remember, despite the fact they can be driven into a rapey, violent rage by a smile, direct eye contact, or a flash of female wrist or ankle, men are still the wisest, most capable, and most well-suited for leadership than women are.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.