I think you’re maybe confusing being a singer with being a performer? Because I’m hard pressed to think of a woman currently working who “blows Adele out of the water in terms of pure, raw talent” wrt to her voice (which, listening to music being the primary way that most people enjoy it, is kind of important). On par…

I guess I appreciate Adele’s voice, but to me a real singer has to be able to dance too

my girlfriend literally just came out of the other room and asked me if anything was wrong because this was playing.

Personally I’m looking forward to “I’m A Redhead (Because I Heard You’re Into That Now)”

I’m generally a giddily happy person, but I love a good sad song. I’ll be belting this one out in the car, at the top of my woefully off-key voice.

Lol Adele’s been listening to Hotline Bling too long. I do love it though. Typical big brassy emotional Adele. Love it. Plus what’s his face from 90210 is still fine as fuck.

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEE

Stop me if I’m wrong, but this is basically Adele singing about how she broke a guy’s heart, left town, and then decided to start calling him all the damn time even though she knows he’s moved on.

I hope every person who made snide remarks about how she could go cry on a bag of money now understands that there is no amount of money that can compensate for the loss of child, particularly when your child dies in a painful and unnecessary fashion.

Look, I love babies. I like moms (some of them). But if I was invited to speak in from of hundreds of people, do a book signing, and participate in an intense professional conference, I’d arrange for child care for the day. No, you can’t bring your baby to work, sorry. That includes adjunct teaching. Advocate for…

Kanye West is an idiotic narcissist. As for musical talent... I’ve never liked his music. I think he’s more bravado than skill. As for fashion design talent... I’m pretty sure that he sits on a couch and dictates what he wants the clothes to look like, to someone who actually knows how to make patterns and sew, and…

Gotta protect all that Big Bang Theory money

He has the pressure of fighting for his god given right as a white man to use the N-word.

OMG DANCING WITH THE CARS.

Yeah sorry, not funny. she could have killed dozens.

This has Melissa McCarthy vehicle (as it were) written allll over it.

Guys. I can fill this void. Someone get a camera crew to my house. I'll put on an evening gown and climb into a bubble bath.

The woman who CLAIMS she birthed me (still hoping a poor princess got herself in trouble & left me on the doorstep & will be back for me any day now) is ATTENDING A TAPING OF HIS SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. I did not accept her invitation to come along. She insists he's SOOOOO wonderful to women. Meanwhile on family feud he…

Men are so fucking emotional and shouldn’t be in leadership positions because they will nuke Russia while on their man periods. I think that’s how it goes?