for jon and only for jon, i will consent to being a sister wife.

and then he should marry me

I don’t know. I’m a white guy helping to raise a Rosemary plant. Are you saying I’m not half-delicious?

AHEM. She’s not white, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

She’s not a con artist and I’m not a skin-suit operated by sentient bees.

This piece was an eye opener. It’s basically a list of all the known times that she has claimed to be a victim because of whatever race she said she was at the time.

Gotta love the motivational poster behind him

Gotta love these godly moral folk.

YUP

We’ve called Toscana Management and are awaiting their comment.

a mix of the unemployed, the under-employed and those earning the minimum wage

Bill Nye saying “that just doesn’t make fucking sense” must be a new meme. BEHOLD:

I am not white, but I think the universe is telling me I should be white

Come on you got to try being gay and Irish just once...it’s the craic! :-)

Same actions, different context, new symbol. We live in a strange world.

The Pitbull story is that his music sucks..

Um thanks Pitbull but the court did determine what came about and Chris was convicted.

Peak Florida? As a native Floridian I’m offended. Nothing’s on fire, no one’s been stabbed over food, there’s NO trace of meth, and Wal-Mart isn’t even tangentially involved. PEAK FLORIDA, MY ASS.

This case is rocketing towards Peak Florida with no concern for slowing down.