So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Oh I was HOPING for a post on this. Because really, isn't it just beautiful that a philanderer who views lying to your partner as an essential and caring way to express love in a relationship completely fails to connect that to the fact that he has been married THREE TIMES?

My wealthy cousin's wife had a doula and it seemed her primary function was to make them feel bad for wanting an epidural after 12 hours in labour.

Wel, well, well Watson, I believe you're onto something...

the argument is that the lesser known much better singer should've been given that opportunity to kill it.

Trust me, he won't be in office for long. Any probate judge who defies Judge Roy's order will either be run (not forced) out of office or will face a surprise recall election this year. The Jefferson County judge will be first.

Beyonce's whack. Let the hate pour over me.

I'm a just leave this here.

Somewhere out there a guy is asked about his worst New Year's, and he regales them with the tale of being punched in the face at a skating rink.

Just because you want to rap doesn't mean you should. Your parents lied. Do not pursue all your dreams.

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

Is it wrong that I dislike Pitbull purely because every time I see his name in a headline, I get excited for puppy pics and then get a short bald white guy instead?

IS ANYONE HERE OR DOES ANYONE KNOW A JEWISH GIRL WHO READS JEZEBEL?! (and can someone please approve my comment ASAP 'cause if the girl in question exists I hope she reads this)

Sorry for shouting, but I frequent the infamous Bodybuilding.com Misc forum (yeah, I know, I'm an athlete though and they do give some good…