Men decided that culturally humor and a sense of humor are theirs alone to define. Women can’t tell a joke. Women can’t take a joke. She was compelled to list her ‘cool girl’ cred to prove she is not a ‘humorless harpy’.

There has to be willingness to get help. Unfortunately these conditions can make one feel treatment is futile and even harmful. If like Kanye there is no insight, it can be hard for anyone to reach through no matter how helpful and well meaning they are. It is important that we reject the suffering mad genius theme…

Spirited enthusiasm

This is equal parts obnoxious and refreshing. Girl. Living your truth ain’t got to come with a side of shaming people.

When will people realize that just because someone is nice to you doesn’t make them an all round good person? People are fucking complex. You were not there. Shut the fuck up. 

He had kind eyes. My heart goes out to his family. 

Well that was about as interesting as dishwater. Brad Pitt would be a welcome addition to the underwhelming notches she boasts of to the tabloids. 

American institutions are bigger than the idiocy of one man they say. But every single decision he makes seems designed to fast forward the precipitous decline of America by an enemy state. Oh right, it is!

Good riddance and stay gone. Ugh who am I kidding? Publishing houses and media houses are falling over themselves to offer him tell all book deals and interviews as we speak. The highly gullible La Résistance will lap it all up as usual.

Portman didn’t say Simpson herself sent mixed messages. She was talking about how the music industry used Jessica Simpson. Both women make valid if not similar points. There is a very creepy fetishisation of virginity and purity in the industry. Particularly with Britney, Jessica Simspon, Miley Cyrus, and Ariana…

People who couldn’t explain archeology if humanity depended on it demand capitalist circus most go on, origins of mankind be damned.

It is amazing how men like Offset have managed to convince society they are helpless sex addicts, always at the mercy of their genitals. What a scam. It is just contempt. They feel entitled to getting their every whim fulfilled with utter disregard for their partners and children. They don’t give a shit. That’s all.

These articles need to stop getting written this way. Celebrities use their lives to up their profile all the time. Both of them have their audiences and have clearly decided to use this wedding to expand their reach. Both management teams leaned all the way into the media and corporate attention. It is a fame grab…

There are some cultures that do large elaborate weddings with multiple ceremonies e.g. Indians, Pakistanis, Nigerians. But the this has been a corporate sponsored publicity extravaganza. Their PR teams stay ready with synchronized photos and sentiments. This is a routine Hollywood production magnified by tradition. 

Let’s hope their lawyers drafted a prenup just as long.

Thanks! Forgot the hyphens too. It has been a Monday. 

Celebrities have a fantastic life but this forced chumminess bullshit is on of the reasons being famous is not worth it. No one is expected to be bffs with their sister in laws, sister in laws by marriage at that. As long as you exchange pleasantries, you are good.

Michelle Obama has mastered the art of talking with an audience like they are her sorority sisters. Our best friend in chief. 

Girls who look like their dads are generally less pretty than their maternally blessed siblings. I should know, I look like my dad. My sisters look like our mom. Nope. I am not all bitter about this.

Weirdly, people getting married quickly after a long term break up is more common than it should be. Not sure if it’s clarity, revenge, desperation, the universe or a combination of the above. But what are the chances the one just happened to be right around the corner the moment they walked out of the door?