Still can’t get over the fact that Blake Shelton was sexiest man alive before Idris Elba. It’s not enough that black people have to be twice as good. Black people have to be ten times as attractive too. 

Damn. Sofia Vergara’s husband is a nemesis that just won’t go away. One minute you are the love of their life, the next destroying you is their raison d’etre

It is hard to feel the optimism of people like Obama who say the world is a better place than it used to be. They are right, but for how long? There is a growing cluster of deranged strongmen across the continents, who in one of their belligerent moods may send us careening into global disaster. Case in point, climate…

Alex Rodriguez and J.Lo make so much sense together on paper, it’s a wonder it took them so long to get together.

It is baffling that whenever white people like Megyn Kelly engage with race they always choose the lowest gutter viewpoint possible. Why can’t they say the n-word? Why can’t they dress in blackface?

My heart goes out to her. Early stage is the worse for the person. They are compensating, but can feel their minds slipping away and it is terrifying. Late stage is worse for their loves ones. Double tragedy of not recognizing the people who love them and friends/family not recognizing the person they are now. 

It is obviously ridiculous to you and me. But money changes rich people’s psychology. Our 500 large is nowhere near their 500 large. 

The slow drip of poisoned information about John Kelly from the White House has begun. Death by a thousand cuts as ordered by the tyrant. The toddler emperor wants him out.

The resistance in their desperation for any hero elevated this narcissistic charlatan. Stick a fork in him, democrats. He’s done. 

Boy did Davidson-Grande do everything on the bad idea relationship bingo card. 

Welp, it’s possible to be racist against blonde white women. I am ready to march, friends. This macro aggresion will not stand.

Dude this is understated compared to the heavy handed photoshop on Me. I Am Mariah... The Elusive Chanteuse. The photo editor went for fantastically delusional body proportions and Mariah’s ego thought yup, I look like that. 

Two decades later and this is the best conclusion Hillary could reach? By what abysmal standards is it okay for the most powerful man in the world to proposition a twenty two year old girl? I think these men tell their wives “she really wanted it, she was chasing me, she threw herself at me”. But surely Hillary…

Marriage is hard enough without feeling like you are competing with the ghosts of relationships past. 

Where does all the love go? Ah well. At least they got to have heady, giddy feet of the ground love. I don’t know what’s the bigger tragedy having the kind of love that incites you to chorus like Jill Scott on “He loves me” and losing it or never having it all in the first song is place. 

My point exactly. The Root’s audience is well acquainted with these stories. White allies need to see their white victim hood as a weapon of white supremacy. A simple cross share would have been just fine.

She probably has no racist bone in her body, doesn’t see color but some of her best friends are black. Meanwhile will Jezebel be writing or cross posting on Theresa Klein’s false accusations on a black child. Or do white women tell on everyone else but themselves?

Jessie J’s life coach is tripping on ibogaine and Jessie J is just along for the wild ride. She rebranded herself as the biggest pop star in China on a singing reality show with a billion viewers. Then this out of left field romance starring Channing Tatum. None of it makes sense on paper, but she’s working it all out…

Give Taylor Swift all the medals because “aT lEAst NoW sHe is doINg sOMEthINg!”.

No one is saying this isn’t a good move now. Still haven’t answered the question why the wait? What has changed between now and then? Marsha Blackburn has had the same voting record since 2002. Excuse me if I’m skeptical of a grand epiphany.