FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

Oh my god I love that “unrequired” video. Fuck you! No, FUCK- (waits a while while it drops) YOU!

Nothing will ever top Yung Washcloth.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

11:19 CPT (Colored Person Time)

44 seconds or 55 seconds so you don’t have to move your finger.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Yeah it grew. It grew. It definitely grew.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.